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Anti jokes
Posted: Thu May 27, 2021 2:55 pm
by Kyle
So this guy walks into a bar and fractures his tibia.
Re: Anti jokes
Posted: Thu May 27, 2021 2:56 pm
by Kyle
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
Re: Anti jokes
Posted: Thu May 27, 2021 2:58 pm
by Kyle
What did Buzz Lightyear say to Woody?
More than I can post here. There were four Toy Story movies, and a couple short films too. They were the main characters with large amounts of dialogue.
Re: Anti jokes
Posted: Thu May 27, 2021 2:59 pm
by Kyle
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter of the alphabet?
Probably none. Historians believe that most pirates were illiterate.
Re: Anti jokes
Posted: Thu May 27, 2021 3:03 pm
by Kyle
Why are T-Rex's unable to clap their hands?
Because they are extinct.
Re: Anti jokes
Posted: Thu May 27, 2021 3:08 pm
by poorpete
Was going to try a play on "Why did the chicken cross the road," but that's probably the ur anti joke
Sometimes with the kids I do
Knock Knock
-who's there
Daddy
-Daddy who?
What, what do you mean? Daddy. Daddy. Your father! You know who I am. Why did you say that? You know my voice, come on. "Daddy, who?" "Daddy, who?!" ::sigh::
Re: Anti jokes
Posted: Thu May 27, 2021 3:18 pm
by Kyle
Roses are red... and many other colors. While natural varieties can range from white to yellow to red, artificial substances can effectively make a rose any color you desire.
Violets are purple... hence the name.