Nerd Pride Radio

Kyle wrote: ↑Wed May 15, 2024 3:06 pm So I'm guessing rap...

A deviation of the mind,
A state of madness unrefined!
Insanity claims its domain,
Within the recesses of the brain!

We are engaged in conversation
I find myself uncertain of what words to express
Nevertheless, I shall articulate them
This day presents another opportunity to encounter you
You seem to be avoiding attention
Fear not, I shall endeavor to pursue your affection, if I may

Kyle wrote: ↑Wed May 15, 2024 3:36 pm Goddammit. I thought it was Insane in the Membrane, but I couldn't remember the band. But now I do. Cypress Hill. Is that right?

Select it, pack it, ignite the herb, join me, and partake in a draw from the water pipe. Set the cigar aside momentarily; allow me to clarify, this method is not novel. Inhale deeply, then exhale slowly. I have recently acquired an ounce via mail delivery. While I appreciate a cigar or a generously-sized joint, it's my dual-chamber water pipe that truly elevates my state of intoxication.

I am adept at this practice, ensure not to spill the water within, for it's a delicate balance. Despite its pungent odor permeating the room, it goes down smoothly with each clean inhalation. Indulging in the potent, fragrant green substance, I chant my anthem. Partaking in tokes from the water pipe throughout the night.

Proper English Gentleman wrote:I managed to navigate the uncharted territories, old chap. Miraculously, I emerged unscathed, having traversed the wilderness, as it were. I must confess, I was utterly bewildered and lost, until, fortuitously, I chanced upon your esteemed presence. It was only then that I realized the depths of my disorientation, and I daresay, I owe a debt of gratitude to your guiding light, my dear fellow.

Akiva wrote: ↑Wed May 15, 2024 7:31 pmLike a Virgin?

We hail from the lineage of traditional hip-hop,
Kindly remove your footwear and ease your stockings,
The verses are disseminated akin to an affliction,
For the melodies resound vigorously, akin to an electrifying jolt.

Well, I must kindly request that you refrain from urging me to smile,
Should you choose to remain in my company, I shall endeavor to make it a rewarding experience for you.
My contact information exceeds the capabilities of ordinary telephone dialing,
Perhaps owing to our considerable adaptability and skill.

Proper English Gentleman wrote:I emerge from slumber, somewhat disheveled, I confess, and make my way to the kitchen in a state of slight disorientation. Upon arrival, I pour myself a cup of...ahem...enthusiasm, a stimulating brew, if I do say so myself. Following this, I indulge in a gentle yawn, rather like a refined stretch, and attempt to shake off the lingering fogginess of sleep, in order to fully awaken and tackle the day ahead with the requisite vigor and aplomb.

Consider how often I have stumbled. Spirits guide me, with more profound voices calling. The bond that heaven forged between you and me is indelible. I have traversed the globe.

Kyle wrote: ↑Thu May 16, 2024 1:06 pm Nevermind- all that homework made me get it. Intergalactic by the Beastie Boys

Mike wrote: ↑Thu May 16, 2024 5:55 pm

Consider how often I have stumbled. Spirits guide me, with more profound voices calling. The bond that heaven forged between you and me is indelible. I have traversed the globe.

I have journeyed around the world in search of that remarkable woman, who understands that love can endure. And indeed, you know it shall.

Mike wrote: ↑Fri May 17, 2024 11:21 am who understands that love can endure. And indeed, you know it shall.

Consider how often I have stumbled. Spirits guide me, with more profound voices calling. The bond that heaven forged between you and me is indelible. I have traversed the globe.

I have journeyed around the world in search of that remarkable woman, who understands that love can endure. And indeed, you know it shall.

When you behold the [Song Title] for the first time, you comprehend why you embarked on this journey. The truth you may have been fleeing is minuscule, yet it holds the magnitude of a promise—the promise of a coming day.

DMDarcs wrote:Southern Cross by Crosby Stills and Nash?

You know our love was destined to be the kind that endures eternally, and I desire your presence with me from this evening until the end of time. You should know that wherever I go, you are always in my thoughts, in my heart, and in my soul, my dear.

They spake unto him, "Ne'er shall thou return hither,
Desire we not the sight of thy visage, henceforth vanish!"
In their eyes burneth a fire, and their words ring true and harsh,
Therefore, depart swiftly, make thy exit with haste.
Thou hadst best flee, do what thou must,
Seek not to spill blood, nor don the guise of bravado.
If thou dost crave toughness, then act as prudence dictates,
Depart swiftly, though in thy heart thou yearn to defy."

A clandestine paramour, perpetually concealed beneath the bedclothes, until I conversed with your father, who remarked:
He said, "You haven't experienced anything until you've encountered a muffin, then you'll surely amend your ways." I made the acquaintance of a cheerleader, a youthful maiden. Oh, the moments I could recall. For the finest delights of affection with her sister and her cousin, commenced merely with a kiss like this.

Throughout the world, statues crumble in my honor. Who can say for how long I have loved you? Wherever I travel, people pause to take notice. At the age of twenty-five, I reflect upon my dear mother, God rest her soul. I am overcome with the desire to simply soar.

Proper English Gentleman wrote:Good heavens, old chap! I'm afraid I'm too devilishly dashing for my own love, too ravishingly handsome, if I do say so myself. Fearfully, love is on the verge of abandoning me, for I'm simply too irresistibly charming for my own love. And, dash it all, I'm even too impossibly suave for my own shirt, too breathtakingly attractive, if you can imagine such a thing! In fact, I'm so confoundedly sexy, it's simply agony, old bean!

Mike wrote: ↑Tue May 21, 2024 10:18 am Im attributing it to Justly Spake Frederick.

Proper English Gentleman wrote:Good heavens, my dear! You have a most peculiar effect on my heart, old bean. You inject a certain... je ne sais quoi, a certain boom boom, if you will, that sends my very soul soaring to unprecedented heights! When you deign to bestow your affections upon me, my thoughts become a jolly old jitterbug, a regular bang-bang-bang, if you follow my meaning. And, dash it all, my feet seem to move of their own accord, in a most ungentlemanly fashion, I'm afraid!

I find myself partial to well-endowed derrières, and I am unable to deceive. My esteemed colleagues, you are incapable of refuting the fact that upon the entrance of a lady possessing a diminutive waist and a voluminous posterior, one is instantaneously captivated.