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Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2022 5:07 pm
by Tahlvin
<Peeks to see what's going on, then closes the door and steps away.>

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2022 6:14 pm
by poorpete
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Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2022 6:59 pm
by Mike
Kyle wrote: Fri Oct 14, 2022 2:21 pm I've had enough of your malarkey. I knew you was stupid, but I didn't realize you were wearing a 10 dollar Stetson on a 5 cent head. One more word and I'm unloading a pack of fives on you, friend. I'm crazy enough to eat the devil with his horns on, so plowing you with the weeds ain't nothing. So who do you want to be introduced to first, Mr. Right or Mr. Left?
Why, I oughta pound you!

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2022 7:25 pm
by Kyle
Tahlvin wrote: Fri Oct 14, 2022 5:07 pm <Peeks to see what's going on, then closes the door and steps away.>
Shush you!

Mike, high noon. November 12! Be there or forever be known a coward!

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2022 7:41 pm
by Eliahad
You're so dumb, you probably drive on the road....in a car...

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2022 7:51 pm
by poorpete
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Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2022 10:41 pm
by Mike
Kyle wrote: Fri Oct 14, 2022 7:25 pm Mike, high noon. November 12! Be there or forever be known a coward!
Oof. The 12th? I'm going to go see Bobcat Goldthwait do stand-up the night before, and it might be kind of a late night. I will probably NOT be in top form on the 12th. Can we push that back?

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2022 4:15 am
by Tahlvin
<Peeks in again, slips back out.>

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2022 5:28 am
by Kyle
Tahlvin wrote: Sat Oct 15, 2022 4:15 am <Peeks in again, slips back out.>
That's right. Shush.

Mike, I've got a PTA meeting that evening and I've kind of got to prep for it (we found out Christy hasn't been recording meeting minutes in accordance with Robert's Rules- I mean... seriously, Christy?). And on the 13th I'm in an all day drum circle with my Circumcision Reparations Men's Club. How's the 14th look for you?

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2022 12:52 pm
by Mike
Ugh. Christy's the worst.

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2022 2:09 pm
by poorpete
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Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2022 2:37 pm
by Mike
Hey! Why so glum, chum?

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2022 3:10 pm
by Kyle
Yeah, Pete. What's gotcha down?

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2022 3:35 pm
by Mike
Why so sad, lad?

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2022 3:56 pm
by Kyle
What's got you so blue, boo?

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2022 4:32 pm
by poorpete
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Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2022 6:31 pm
by Mike
Sure, but why should you care, Pooh Bear?

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2022 7:09 pm
by Tahlvin
<Peeks in on how it’s going.>
Psst, Mike, doesn’t Kyle homeschool? How’s he in the PTA? Is he secretly a MAGA plant?!

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2022 7:16 pm
by Eliahad
IKEA plant, maybe!

*rimshot*

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2022 8:23 pm
by Mike
Actually they are part of a homeschool community that is so large that they have effectively formed their own school. They call it the Jones Academy. I didn't realize they had started holding PTA meetings, but I get it.

And Christy really is the worst.

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2022 10:45 pm
by Eliahad
They are an octopod.

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2022 11:13 pm
by Mike
Octopodes.

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2022 3:32 am
by Tahlvin
Ugh. Slept like crap. I’m sure I’ll sleep on the plane, right?

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2022 6:19 am
by Kyle
Tahlvin wrote: Sun Oct 16, 2022 3:32 am Ugh. Slept like crap. I’m sure I’ll sleep on the plane, right?
Aww. What's keeping you up, Chuck?

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2022 12:36 pm
by poorpete
6 hour bump

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2022 1:32 pm
by Eliahad
Keeping it frosty!

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2022 2:52 pm
by Tahlvin
Back home.

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2022 3:08 pm
by Mike
How was your trip, Skip?

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2022 3:19 pm
by Kyle
Yeah, how was your ride, Clyde?

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2022 3:29 pm
by Mike
Is it nice to be back, Jack?

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2022 5:26 pm
by Tahlvin
It was nice, Bryce.

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2022 6:21 pm
by Kyle
My name is Kyle.

Jerk.

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2022 6:33 pm
by Mike
Hey, don't take your anger out on Tahlvin, Calvin.

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2022 6:56 pm
by Kyle
It’s Kyle. It’s your brother… Kyle.

Jerk.

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2022 9:23 pm
by poorpete
Oh brother

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2022 11:22 pm
by Mike
Kyle wrote: Sun Oct 16, 2022 6:56 pm It’s Kyle. It’s your brother… Kyle.

Jerk.
Stop being so facetious, Bosephus.

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2022 4:03 am
by Tahlvin
Good morning!

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2022 4:31 am
by Kyle
Good morning!

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2022 5:52 am
by Mike
Yes, Jess!

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2022 5:56 am
by Kyle
I’m waiting for the surgery center to open so I can have my second colonoscopy in two months! It’s a great morning!

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2022 6:12 am
by Mike
That's TOO many colonoscopies, Roland Oscopy!

You okay though, bro?

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2022 6:18 am
by Kyle
Yeah. They just want to confirm it’s not cancer.

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2022 7:07 am
by Tahlvin
Good luck!

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2022 10:10 am
by Eliahad
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Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2022 10:26 am
by Tahlvin
Good grief!

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2022 10:30 am
by Mike
Eliahad wrote: Mon Oct 17, 2022 10:10 am Image
Good call!

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2022 10:40 am
by Kyle
Clean as a whistle! Don’t have to have another checkup for three years! I’m off to sleep for five hours!

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2022 11:36 am
by poorpete
yay

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Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2022 1:05 pm
by Tahlvin
Good job!

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2022 1:39 pm
by Mike
And there was much rejoicing!