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2019 #23:

No one's big like Tahlvin
A king pin like Tahlvin
No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Tahlvin
As a specimen, yes, he's intimidating
My, what a guy, that Tahlvin

Give five "hurrahs!"
Give twelve "hip-hips!"
Tahlvin is the best
And the rest is all drips

No one fights like Tahlvin
Douses lights like Tahlvin
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Tahlvin

For there's no one as burly and brawny
As you see he's got biceps to spare
Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
That's right! And ev'ry last inch of him's covered with hair

No one hits like Tahlvin
Matches wits like Tahlvin
In a spitting match nobody spits like Tahlvin
He's especially good at expectorating -- Ptooey!
Ten points for Tahlvin!

When he was a lad, he ate four dozen eggs
Ev'ry morning to help him get large
And now that he's grown, he eat five dozen eggs
So he's roughly the size of a barge

No one shoots like Tahlvin
Makes those beauts like Tahlvin
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Tahlvin
He uses antlers in all of his decorating

Say it again
Who's a man among men?
And then say it once more
Who's the hero next door?
Who's a super success?
Don't you know? Can't you guess?
Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down
And his name's T-A-L
T-A-H-L
T-A-I-L-V-- oh!
TAHLVIN!

I had no idea that the accent in Tahlvin was on the second syllable. And now I do.

Yeah. Fuck Drake.

2019 #24:

Oh right. Fuck Dababy too.

2019 #25:

Mike wrote: ↑Tue Aug 17, 2021 6:52 am Wait... Chris Brown still gets to make music? How the fuck did that happen?

Why do people play it? It actively pisses me off that my local pop radio stations play his music constantly, yet will not play the BTS song that has been number one the entire damn summer. Maybe if they were violent and abusive?

ours plays Dynamite, Butter , and Permission to Dance...at least we have that

2019 #26:

Lil Baby is still ok, right?

I think so?

2019 #27:

Mando wrote: ↑Tue Aug 17, 2021 6:28 pm ours plays Dynamite, Butter , and Permission to Dance...at least we have that

Oh ho ho ho, indeed! We even have butter! No dynamite though.

2019 #28:

Yo. Have y’all ever tried sleeping with a boot on? This is a brand new challenge that I’m excited to take on!

2019 #29:

Y'all are letting Tahlvin win this.

2019 #30:

Kyle wrote: ↑Thu Aug 19, 2021 10:45 am Y'all are letting Tahlvin win this.

He deserves it.

Blind those lights, Tahlvin!

Stan wrote: ↑Thu Aug 19, 2021 11:23 am

Kyle wrote: ↑Thu Aug 19, 2021 10:45 am Y'all are letting Tahlvin win this.

He deserves it.

Maybe, but so do I.

Searching for Tahlvin...

Can't find Tahlvin

Fight or flight! Fight or Flight!!!

Maybe there was no Tahlvin



Maybe Tahlvin was all in my mind...

Tahlvin?
Tahl-vin.
TV.

TV?!?!



How deep does this go?

All roads lead to Tahlvin.

2020 #1:

Whew!! All is right with the world...



The End

2020 #2:

Phew.

2020 #3:

Still a lot that I like and a lot that makes me uncomfortable about this one.

2020 #4:

Still a lot that I like and a lot that makes me uncomfortable about this one.

hahaha how dare you, this is a masterpiece!

First!

Second firsts!

2020 #5:

Thank you. Next.

2020 #6:

poorpete wrote: ↑Thu Aug 19, 2021 3:59 pm hahaha how dare you, this is a masterpiece!

SAME

Post Malone is like that tiptoe through the tulips guy, what is his name? I want to say Tiny Tim but isn't that A Christmas Carol? Forced to google I discover this is nevertheless true and accurate and that the man named his daughter TULIP. Well, I'd change my name to Post Malone too in that case.

Also, I hate this song so much it makes me rage spit:
2019 #23: Ava Max, Sweet but Psycho
UGH

2020 #7:

On first listen all songs with Drake features sound alike

2020 #8:

poorpete wrote: ↑Thu Aug 19, 2021 3:59 pm hahaha how dare you, this is a masterpiece!

I stand by what I say, but I need to confess that I'm kind of in love with Dua Lipa. I originally wrote her off as just a corporate manufacturing-- and she still may be-- but two things are important: (1) her songs are ear worms- top to bottom ear worms-- which may be due to her producers, but she's made smart choices; and MORE IMPORTANTLY (2) she fucking killed it on Hot Ones. No seriously- go watch Dua Lipa's appearance on Hot Ones- I've never seen anyone more cool and in control as they eat mind-blowing, spicy wings.

2020 #9:

That's a good tomato!

Kyle wrote: ↑Fri Aug 20, 2021 3:46 pmI've never seen anyone more cool and in control as they eat mind-blowing, spicy wings.

She was amazing. Truly.

Equally good: Padme Lakshmi... fucking amazing. And Steve O... one of the best interviews the show has ever had

Russell Brand was also incredible in his total lack of affect regarding the wings, and I enjoyed his interview, but there was something pretentious and/or performative that was a little off-putting.

2020 #10: