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Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 8: 17 hours)

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2022 6:40 am
by Mike
17!

Re: Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 8: 17 hours)

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2022 7:20 am
by poorpete
you know what i mean!

Re: Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 8: 17 hours)

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2022 8:04 am
by Tahlvin
What?

Re: Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 8: 17 hours)

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2022 8:23 am
by Mike
Creepy Cringey Lyric Series...

This is the Creepy Cringey Lyric Series!

Re: Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 8: 17 hours)

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2022 9:14 am
by poorpete
He was 21 at the time he wrote it, which is on the edge of bad. But then of course, Dorian Grayishly, he ages but when he sings it she doesn't, so it just gets worse and worse.

Re: Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 8: 17 hours)

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2022 9:32 am
by Mike
This is one of the mildest of the CCLS. Motley Crue was still writing songs about sleeping with 15-year-old groupies in the 80's.

Re: Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 8: 17 hours)

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2022 10:23 am
by Tahlvin
She was a dancing queen!

Re: Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 8: 17 hours)

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2022 12:45 pm
by Kyle
Wait. The Crue? No way.

Re: Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 8: 17 hours)

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2022 1:15 pm
by Phoebe
Have I missed a whole series? I forgot that I was reviewing Led Zeppelin songs until you reminded me of all their creepy ones in the same line.

Re: Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 8: 17 hours)

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2022 1:28 pm
by Kyle
Creeptastic

Re: Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 8: 17 hours)

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2022 2:28 pm
by Tahlvin
Pop goes the weasel!

Re: Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 8: 17 hours)

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2022 3:27 pm
by Mike
Pop indeed.

Re: Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 8: 17 hours)

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2022 4:56 pm
by Eliahad
Gross.

Re: Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 8: 17 hours)

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2022 5:52 pm
by Mike
Eliahad wrote: Thu Jul 07, 2022 4:56 pmGross.
The pop or the weasel?

Re: Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 8: 17 hours)

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2022 6:00 pm
by Kyle
Gross part deux

Re: Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 8: 17 hours)

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2022 6:01 pm
by Mike
I'm lost. Can we start over?

Re: Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 8: 17 hours)

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2022 6:42 pm
by Phoebe
Are we trying to guess what creepy song lyrics were written about 17-year-old girls by older dudes? I mean there are so many! Even the Beatles saw her standing there at 17. Brian Seltzer has a 17 year old Little Rock and roll Queen. Stevie nicks does not make clear which edge of seventeen things are happening on but clearly a lot more is happening than I would be comfortable with for a 17 year old. The whole damn culture sexualizes teenaged girls. We live surrounded by assholes at all times.

Re: Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 8: 17 hours)

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2022 7:04 pm
by Kyle
17 is legal in Texas. The Beatles would have no problem here. Unless they were gay or wanted abortions.

Re: Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 8: 17 hours)

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2022 8:00 pm
by Eliahad
Mike said start over. 24 hours per post, folks!

Re: Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 8: 17 hours)

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2022 8:18 pm
by Mike
In fact, let's go to 25 and we'll get ourselves a running start at this thing.

Re: Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 8: 17 hours)

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2022 8:31 pm
by Kyle
24!

Re: Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 8: 17 hours)

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2022 9:25 pm
by Mike
23!

Re: Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 8: 17 hours)

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2022 10:58 pm
by Phoebe
I bet the Beatles were involved in some abortions. I'm just saying.

Re: Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 8: 17 hours)

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2022 11:22 pm
by Mike
21!

Re: Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 8: 17 hours)

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2022 2:47 am
by poorpete
I should post this at 8:17. Hey Google, post this at 8:17am.

Re: Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 8: 17 hours)

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2022 4:21 am
by Tahlvin
Good grief, people! What are y'all doing up so late?

Re: Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 8: 17 hours)

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2022 6:03 am
by Mike
8:17!

Re: Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 8: 17 hours)

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2022 8:42 am
by poorpete
8:42 CST dang it

Re: Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 8: 17 hours)

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2022 8:55 am
by Mike
8:55! I win!

Re: Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 8: 17 hours)

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2022 9:55 am
by Tahlvin
Congrats!

Re: Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 8: 17 hours)

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2022 10:02 am
by Phoebe
Personally I wake up in the night and Google shit like synovial sarcoma until I convince myself I have one and decide I will need to sleep.

Re: Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 8: 17 hours)

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2022 10:48 am
by Mike
That doesn't sound like fun.

Re: Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 8: 17 hours)

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2022 12:19 pm
by poorpete
I woke up after a mild anxiety dream, dog wanted out, put on a podcast, for some reason couldn't fall back asleep, though probably checked the news or something in there.

Re: Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 8: 17 hours)

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2022 12:38 pm
by Mike
I am fortunate that I can wake up, do something (like going to the bathroom or taking the dog out), and then immediately go back to sleep. My wife always runs the risk of being awake for the next two hours in these situations.

Re: Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 8: 17 hours)

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2022 1:02 pm
by poorpete
I'm usually like you, but not today

This is a good idea


Re: Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 8: 17 hours)

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2022 4:21 pm
by Tahlvin
There are over a million dead Americans due to the circumstances.

Re: Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 8: 17 hours)

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2022 10:06 pm
by Mike
I see what you're doing.

Re: Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 8: 17 hours)

Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2022 4:25 am
by Tahlvin
I'm at least letting you choose which circumstances are responsible for which millions of deaths, because you have multiple things to choose from. :)

Re: Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 8: 17 hours)

Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2022 6:49 am
by Kyle
Governmenses

Re: Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 8: 17 hours)

Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2022 7:13 am
by Mike
Spoopy!

Re: Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 8: 17 hours)

Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2022 9:22 am
by Tahlvin
Shapoopy!

Re: Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 8: 17 hours)

Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2022 10:12 am
by poorpete
Shampoo oopmahs

Re: Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 8: 17 hours)

Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2022 12:12 pm
by Kyle
Sloppy Papi.

Re: Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 8: 17 hours)

Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2022 2:05 pm
by Mike
Ding Dong Daddy of the D Car Line

Re: Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 8: 17 hours)

Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2022 3:41 pm
by Kyle
Saved it!

Re: Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 8: 17 hours)

Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2022 6:12 pm
by poorpete
Shaved it!

Re: Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 8: 17 hours)

Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2022 9:44 pm
by Mike
Depraved it!

Re: Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 8: 17 hours)

Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2022 11:48 pm
by Eliahad
Saved it!

Re: Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 8: 17 hours)

Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2022 12:48 am
by Mike
Ruined! RUINED!

Re: Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 8: 17 hours)

Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2022 3:23 am
by Tahlvin
Good morning!