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Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2022 9:14 am
by Eliahad
Hey!

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2022 11:01 am
by Mike
Ho!

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2022 12:59 pm
by Kyle
Nice try. You almost got away with it too.

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2022 3:29 pm
by Eliahad
I /know/! Right?

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2022 3:40 pm
by Kyle
Who's he think he is? Right?

Who do you think you are, MIke?

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2022 3:41 pm
by Eliahad
No, I'm Dave. Mike's over there.

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2022 3:45 pm
by Kyle
Sorry. Sorry. Right.

Ahem.

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, MIKE?

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2022 4:45 pm
by Eliahad
*looks around*

Mike's not here.

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2022 6:49 pm
by Mike
I am a sexy shoeless god of war!!

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2022 7:05 pm
by Tahlvin
No, that was Uncle Illian.

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2022 7:24 pm
by Mike
Poop.

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2022 7:35 pm
by Kyle
So then. Who are you, Mike?

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2022 7:45 pm
by Mike
Okay, let me ask you this: what is a woman?

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2022 11:37 pm
by Eliahad
One who is talented and expressive and able to make the world a better place.

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2022 5:21 am
by Tahlvin
According to the Supreme Court, it's like porn: you'll know it when they tell you.

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2022 6:41 am
by Kyle
Shush you. Go on vacation already.

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2022 7:16 am
by Mike
He hasn't left yet?

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2022 7:59 am
by Kyle
He lied. Or its a clone. Or an alien in Tahlvin's body.

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2022 8:27 am
by Eliahad
Tahlvin is Alan Tudyk?

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2022 8:51 am
by Kyle
This guy gets it.

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2022 9:14 am
by Tahlvin
Let's leave his private life out of this.

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2022 9:43 am
by Kyle
You can’t tell me what to do! You’re not my real Dad! You’re not even a real Tahlvin!

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2022 1:27 pm
by Eliahad
He's not? Whose Dad is he then?

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2022 1:28 pm
by Kyle
He's my unreal dad.

He's a gh... gh.. gh... ghost.

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2022 1:56 pm
by Mike
Pirate ghosts?!?!

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2022 2:46 pm
by Kyle
No. Just an IT ghost. A ghost in the machine, if you will.

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2022 4:09 pm
by Mando
Deus Ex Machina?

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2022 6:53 pm
by Mike
Portia de Rossi

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2022 8:23 pm
by Kyle
Portapotty

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2022 9:03 pm
by Mike
Blame it on the rain.

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2022 10:53 pm
by Eliahad
But if we can blame it on the rain then I don't have time for you, or anything that you say.

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2022 12:00 am
by Mike
Then blame it on the turtles.

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2022 5:12 am
by Kyle
All rise! The case of State v. Rain is now in session, the honorable Judge Mike presiding. You can take your seats.

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2022 5:25 am
by Tahlvin
Whew, thanks for letting me take a load off.

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2022 5:56 am
by Kyle
Shush you. Court is in session.

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2022 6:12 am
by Mike
Due to an ongoing business relationship I have with the rain, I am recusing myself from this case.

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2022 6:46 am
by Kyle
I see. A typical Blind Melon conflict of interest. Understood.

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2022 9:42 am
by Mike
Yes. Justice is blind melon.

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2022 9:59 am
by Kyle
Uh huh. And I suppose you're only happy when it rains? Garbage.

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2022 10:46 am
by Mike
Only if it's raining men. Hallelujah.

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2022 10:56 am
by Kyle
Mike when he sees it raining men: "Here comes the rain again!"

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2022 11:07 am
by Mike
You forgot that I am also dancing.

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2022 11:33 am
by Kyle
Look, Mike. I know. I know times are changing. It's time we all reach out for something new.

And that means you too.

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2022 2:02 pm
by poorpete
Image

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2022 2:16 pm
by Kyle
I get it pete. You say you want a leader. But you can't seem to make up your mind.

I think you better close it.

And let me guide you.

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2022 2:19 pm
by Eliahad
Kyle... Have I ever told you you're my hero?

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2022 2:55 pm
by Kyle
No. Don't do this, Eli.

You promised yourself, Kyle... you promised you wouldn't cry

You, Eli. You're my hero.

You're everything I would like to be.

Oh boy... here come the waterworks

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2022 3:03 pm
by Mike
[Damn. Below is the message I had written, but then I got the " somebody else posted" warning. It's what I get for wasting too much time on a "have you ever seen the rain" option before settling on this.]

Kyle... You're everything I wish I could be.

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2022 3:20 pm
by Kyle
Mike wrote: Wed Oct 12, 2022 3:03 pm Kyle... You're everything I wish I could be.
Dude. What the fuck? This is Eli's moment. And you've got to rain on his parade? Come on you little fighter. You need to get uptighter. And get back up again.

Oh no...

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2022 4:34 pm
by Mike
Kyle wrote: Wed Oct 12, 2022 3:20 pm Dude. What the fuck? This is Eli's moment. And you've got to rain on his parade?
You can't drive me away that easy! It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you. You could bring 99 of your friends... or even more!... and there's still nothing you could ever do!