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Re: Unki11able

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2023 11:28 am
by Mike
Uh... are you selling something?

Re: Unki11able

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2023 3:58 pm
by poorpete
selling! very good, very good aye

Re: Unki11able

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2023 4:10 pm
by Eliahad
Lovely plumage, the Norwegian Blue.

Re: Unki11able

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2023 4:38 pm
by poorpete
Come and see the violence inherent in the system

Re: Unki11able

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2023 6:36 pm
by Mike
Venezuelan beaver cheese?

Re: Unki11able

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2023 7:04 pm
by Eliahad
There is a place in Colorado called Beaver Creek.
In Beaver Creek is a liquor store.
It is named after both its place and function, as all good stores are.
The place, is first, as you would expect. And shortened so that it it is easy to remember.
The function, as you expect, is second, again shortened to only describe the hard alcohol involved.
Hillarity, I am assured, ensues.

Re: Unki11able

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2023 7:33 pm
by poorpete
DON'T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS! SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT! YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE! YOU VACUOUS TOFFEE-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!

Re: Unki11able

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2023 9:04 pm
by Tahlvin
Good evening!

Re: Unki11able

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2023 10:42 pm
by poorpete
GO AND BOIL YOUR BOTTOMS
YOU SONS OF A SILLY PERSON!

Re: Unki11able

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2023 11:32 pm
by Eliahad
Eh, Bruce!

Re: Unki11able

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2023 5:42 am
by Tahlvin
Good morning from Detroit.

Re: Unki11able

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2023 7:34 am
by poorpete
BE QUIET! I ORDER YOU TO BE QUIET!

Re: Unki11able

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2023 8:14 am
by Mike
Ah. I'd like to have an argument, please.

Re: Unki11able

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2023 10:46 am
by Tahlvin
Good mid-morning from Madison. Red eye, complete. San Fran to Detroit to Madison.

Re: Unki11able

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2023 1:25 pm
by Phoebe
Eliahad wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 7:04 pm There is a place in Colorado called Beaver Creek.
In Beaver Creek is a liquor store.
It is named after both its place and function, as all good stores are.
The place, is first, as you would expect. And shortened so that it it is easy to remember.
The function, as you expect, is second, again shortened to only describe the hard alcohol involved.
Hillarity, I am assured, ensues.
Whiskey Creek? Yeah, it sounds a little more like a steakhouse than a liquor store.

Re: Unki11able

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2023 2:19 pm
by Eliahad
Or a Bluegrass band.

Re: Unki11able

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2023 2:25 pm
by Tahlvin
Whiskey Creek Jug Band

Re: Unki11able

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2023 2:46 pm
by Eliahad
Featuring Beaver Liquor.

Re: Unki11able

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2023 2:55 pm
by Kyle

Re: Unki11able

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2023 3:26 pm
by Eliahad
Butt hurt? Like, taco bell?

Re: Unki11able

Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2023 12:41 am
by Mike
Almost

Re: Unki11able

Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2023 4:36 am
by Tahlvin
A good night's sleep and a 13.1 mile run, and I feel like a new man.

Re: Unki11able

Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2023 6:23 am
by poorpete
Eliahad wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 7:04 pm In Beaver Creek is a liquor store.
Oh boy. Found it. All the clues needed.

Re: Unki11able

Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2023 6:53 am
by Kyle
Good morning!

Re: Unki11able

Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2023 10:21 am
by Mike
It is!!

Re: Unki11able

Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2023 11:19 am
by poorpete
They really play into the name too, a lot of t shirts with beaver puns

Re: Unki11able

Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2023 11:33 am
by Mike
Just off of Hwy 16 in Buffalo, WY (pop 4400), runs Crazy Woman Creek. And naturally, right at the bend of the highway, placed so that you get to stare at the storefront for the long approach, is the similarly named Crazy Woman Liquors.

Re: Unki11able

Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2023 11:46 am
by Kyle
Good lunchtime!

Re: Unki11able

Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2023 3:46 pm
by Tahlvin
Good afternoon!

Re: Unki11able

Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2023 4:35 pm
by Kyle
Image

Re: Unki11able

Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2023 4:37 pm
by Mike
Dinner and a show! Gonna be a good night.

Re: Unki11able

Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2023 5:15 pm
by Kyle
Image

Re: Unki11able

Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2023 7:12 pm
by Eliahad
Bla-dayum!

Re: Unki11able

Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2023 8:52 pm
by Phoebe
Tahlvin wrote: Sat Feb 11, 2023 4:36 am A good night's sleep and a 13.1 mile run, and I feel like a new man.
You should start a company where you put your bacteria into pills and sell it. I'm not even joking! People would pay for that. I was going to say people would pay for that s*** but it seemed like too much. But they would?

Re: Unki11able

Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2023 4:06 am
by Tahlvin
That's a weird thought.

Re: Unki11able

Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2023 5:21 am
by Kyle
Phoebe wants to eat your poop.

Re: Unki11able

Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2023 6:24 am
by Mike
Don't be gross. This would obviously be a fecal transplant--the NON-gross way to put someone else's poop in your body.

Re: Unki11able

Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2023 8:23 am
by Eliahad
Awwww, pewp.

Re: Unki11able

Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2023 2:05 pm
by Tahlvin
Good afternoon!

Re: Unki11able

Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2023 2:12 pm
by Kyle
Happy SUPER BOWL DAY!

Re: Unki11able

Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2023 2:22 pm
by Eliahad
Sure!

Re: Unki11able

Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2023 4:37 pm
by Tahlvin
Souper bowl!

Re: Unki11able

Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2023 4:49 pm
by Eliahad
You betcha!

Re: Unki11able

Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2023 7:49 pm
by Tahlvin
Superior basin

Re: Unki11able

Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2023 10:36 pm
by Mike
Tahlvin's Poop... er Bowl!

See how it all comes full circle?

Re: Unki11able

Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2023 10:57 pm
by poorpete
Gontonsleeep

Re: Unki11able

Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2023 11:01 pm
by Eliahad
Why not?

Re: Unki11able

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2023 4:11 am
by Tahlvin
Superb owl!

Re: Unki11able

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2023 5:47 am
by Mike
I can't believe everyone just left my high five hanging there. If I didn't know better, I'd suspect that people don't care for poop.

Re: Unki11able

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2023 7:30 am
by Kyle
Great game last night. I wanted Philadelphia to win, but I like both teams and I really like both quarterbacks, so I'm not upset with KC's win and Mahomes's MVP. It was just an awesome game that came down to the last 10 seconds. So great.