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Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2022 1:51 pm
by poorpete
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Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2022 2:45 pm
by Kyle
You hilarious fellow men. It is I, Kyle. Here before you. Malodorous rumors that I fell off of a ship are false. As you can see. From me! And my presence here! If I fell off a ship and died, how is it possible to be here as a human man on this site? My logic is infallible. I am here.

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2022 2:56 pm
by Tahlvin
KYLE!! You're back!!

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2022 3:18 pm
by poorpete
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Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2022 3:21 pm
by Tahlvin
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Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2022 3:35 pm
by Mike
I've just been inspired! I'm writing a new musical! It will be titled Finally Kyle. All of you will love it!

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2022 10:24 pm
by Mando

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2022 4:11 am
by Tahlvin
Good morning! Especially to you, Kyle!

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2022 5:41 am
by Mike
Fancy!

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2022 7:35 am
by Tahlvin
Guten Tag, meine Damen und Herren!

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2022 8:25 am
by poorpete
K for the kindness he emit
Y for his youthful bright spirit
L for his laughter at the absurd
E is for elephant an eight letter word

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2022 9:24 am
by Tahlvin
KYle.

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2022 9:34 am
by Kyle
Rejoice! Humans rejoice! For it is I! Kyle! Kyle Jones! Progenitor of eight offspring! Failed novelist! On the cusp of celebrating my 50th solar year of existence!

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2022 9:44 am
by poorpete
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Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2022 12:09 pm
by Mike
Sorry, we're awaiting the SECOND coming of Kyle.

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2022 12:27 pm
by Eliahad
Gross.

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2022 12:33 pm
by Kyle
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Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2022 12:35 pm
by Mike
HE'S BACK!!

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2022 1:13 pm
by Kyle
It is me! I have returned! Celebrate and sanctify my mortal form! I have calculated your anticipated enthusiasm and it is (on a scale of 1 to Dick Clark New Year's Eve Insanity) at a level of Anderson Cooper/Kathy Griffin circa several years ago! The motherbrain has quintuple checked the results and confirmed them with a Righteous Thumbs Up!™ Huzzah!

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2022 1:56 pm
by Mike

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2022 2:21 pm
by Kyle
So you all agree that you rejoice and celebrate my presence, yes? Yes! Rejoice and celebrate my presence! Yes!

And now for the dictates and mandatory stipulations, yes? Dictates and mandatory stipulations! Yes!

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2022 2:34 pm
by Mike
Meh

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2022 3:21 pm
by Kyle
Now... for...

...skrztch...

Recalculating.

Recalculating.

My Emotication Detector senses apathy. Are you suffused with apathy Human Mike?

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2022 3:24 pm
by Mike
No, sorry! I had something in my eye. Go ahead... you were saying?

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2022 3:48 pm
by Kyle
Yes! As I was saying! Rejoice! My presence! Celebrate My return! Huzzah!

Are we ready for the dictates and mandatory stipulations! For celebration! Dictates and stipulations to rejoice me!

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2022 3:59 pm
by Mike
Sure.

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2022 4:44 pm
by Kyle
…hrmmm…

Enthusiasm now detected at 9:45 Ryan Seacrest levels. Emergency enthusiasm protocols deployed.

ARE YOU READY TO ROCK, NERD PRIDE?!? BECAUSE I HEARD THAT RPG.NET SAYS THEY CAN ROCK TWICE AS HARD AS YOU! WHO’S READY TO ROCK?

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2022 4:57 pm
by Eliahad
Wooooooooooo.

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2022 7:14 pm
by Tahlvin
What’s going on? Is it bedtime yet?

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2022 7:53 pm
by Mike
Yes. Bedtime. But a Rockin New Year's Eve bedtime!

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2022 9:05 pm
by poorpete
Should probably be okay til Tahlvin awakes but just in case

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2022 9:43 pm
by Eliahad
Just in case what?

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2022 10:52 pm
by Mike
6:45pm CST is the last moment of the day that is possibly safe from Tahlvin.

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2022 3:52 am
by Tahlvin
What's up? Or rather, who's up?

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2022 8:21 am
by Phoebe
When I stagger to the restroom during the night in darkness and confusion, trying not to step on an animal, that's when you're getting up to greet the day!

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2022 10:11 am
by Tahlvin
I'm looking forward to retirement, when I can get up at a usual hour and exercise during the day, rather than having to get up early and exercise so I can still fit in a 10+ hour workday.

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2022 4:08 pm
by poorpete
Someone saved the thread tonight

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2022 5:09 pm
by Eliahad
But it's dying in my arms today.

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2022 7:09 pm
by Mike
We cool. Tahlvin will get it.

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2022 9:26 pm
by Eliahad
MooooOOOOOOOooooo!

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2022 4:11 am
by Tahlvin
Did we save it?

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2022 5:16 am
by Mike
No.

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2022 7:10 am
by Tahlvin
Oh shoot. Well, guess I'll go away and let the rest of you play.

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2022 9:54 am
by Kyle
Hey everyone! The cruise was great! What did I miss here?

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2022 10:50 am
by Tahlvin
Oh, just the usual, witty conversation.

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2022 10:53 am
by poorpete
"See Kyle?" "Not See" was particularly enjoyable

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2022 10:55 am
by Mike
poorpete wrote: Fri Oct 07, 2022 10:53 am "See Kyle?" "Not See" was particularly enjoyable
Indubitably!

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2022 10:56 am
by Eliahad
Wait, Kyle's here?

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2022 10:57 am
by Mike
Waitaminute...? KYLE!?!?

But if you're there, and he's...? Wait, then who...?

homina homina homina homina

GHOST!!!!!

Re: My Unkillable Precious!

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2022 11:34 am
by Kyle
Gh.. gh.. gh.. gh.. GHOST?!?