Unki12able

Post by **Mike** » Wed Mar 15, 2023 11:42 am

Emma.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Mar 15, 2023 12:01 pm

Let you speak.

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Wed Mar 15, 2023 3:07 pm

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does, and that is his.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Mar 15, 2023 3:21 pm

Oedipus Rex

Post by **Mike** » Wed Mar 15, 2023 8:46 pm

Enzo.

Phoebe · Post by **Phoebe** » Thu Mar 16, 2023 1:56 am

Make me a willow cabin at your gate,
And call upon my soul within the house.

Post by **Mike** » Thu Mar 16, 2023 5:06 am

Correct

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Thu Mar 16, 2023 5:10 am

Bananas.

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Thu Mar 16, 2023 6:40 am

The truth is rarely pure and never simple

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Thu Mar 16, 2023 8:21 am

I do not look for truth. Truth is malleable and changes with the tides. Instead, give me understanding, that I may look for the truth anew each day of my life.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Thu Mar 16, 2023 10:09 am

Avocado.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Thu Mar 16, 2023 11:01 am

Brambleberry

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Thu Mar 16, 2023 12:05 pm

Carrot

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Thu Mar 16, 2023 12:05 pm

Ignorance is like a delicate exotic fruit; touch it and the bloom is gone

Post by **Mike** » Thu Mar 16, 2023 1:14 pm

Durian

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Thu Mar 16, 2023 1:18 pm

Eggplant

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Thu Mar 16, 2023 2:33 pm

I never go without my dinner. No one ever does, except vegetarians and people like that.

Phoebe · Post by **Phoebe** » Thu Mar 16, 2023 2:53 pm

Dost thou think, because thou art virtuous, there shall be no more cakes and ale?

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Thu Mar 16, 2023 7:51 pm

In matters of grave importance, style, not sincerity, is the vital thing.

Phoebe · Post by **Phoebe** » Thu Mar 16, 2023 10:05 pm

O time, thou must untangle this, not I.
It is too hard a knot for me t'untie.

Post by **Mike** » Fri Mar 17, 2023 1:48 am

I was just about to post that.

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Fri Mar 17, 2023 6:21 am

What seems to us as bitter trials are often blessings in disguise

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Fri Mar 17, 2023 8:03 am

And you shall rejoice before the LORD your God, you and your sons and daughters, your male and female slaves, and the Levite who is within your gates, since he has no portion or inheritance with you.

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Fri Mar 17, 2023 8:27 am

More than half of modern culture depends on what one shouldn't read.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Fri Mar 17, 2023 9:40 am

Rome is not a piece of IKEA furniture, thus it was not built in a day.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Fri Mar 17, 2023 9:58 am

Actually, it was built in a day.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Fri Mar 17, 2023 10:06 am

Oh....

Thus Rome is a piece of IKEA furniture?

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Fri Mar 17, 2023 11:09 am

Was delayed almost 2 hours leaving San Fran last night, thanks to a flight attendant calling in sick and them needing to wait for a replacement to arrive on another plane. But thankfully had a 3 hour layover in Detroit this morning, so was still able to make my connecting flight in plenty of time and actually arrived home early. However, a lady in the row behind on the flight from San Fran was asked to leave the plane. She brought a small pug dog onto the plane in a gym bag-like carrier that had no mesh for the animal to breath through, and only unzipped the bag to let the animal poke its head out once she was seated and had it under the seat in front of her, so they thought at first she was trying to sneak the animal onto the plane without paying the fee for having an animal. She said she did pay the fee and had the animal ticket (I don't know that she ever showed it to them), but was getting chippy with the gate agents and flight attendants, so they asked her to deboard the plane. The whole time she was recording them on her phone and saying she was complaining about the airline on Twitter, blah, blah, blah. Thankfully, she got off the plane fairly quickly and without them having to force her, because after the almost 2 hour delay all the other passengers just wanted to get moving.

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Fri Mar 17, 2023 1:02 pm

She is a monster, without being a myth, which is rather unfair.

Phoebe · Post by **Phoebe** » Fri Mar 17, 2023 1:02 pm

But did you get to keep the dog?

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Fri Mar 17, 2023 1:20 pm

She took the dog with her. While I would love to have a dog, I'd prefer to do some empty nester traveling first without worrying about having to board the pet.

Phoebe · Post by **Phoebe** » Fri Mar 17, 2023 2:58 pm

Sensible.

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Fri Mar 17, 2023 3:21 pm

I don’t think I would care to catch a sensible man. I shouldn’t know what to talk to him about.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Fri Mar 17, 2023 10:53 pm

The weather?

Post by **Mike** » Sat Mar 18, 2023 1:21 am

Now chaperoning my seventh post-prom party.

I know our area isn't unique but for those who may be unfamiliar... As an answer to teen drinking (and driving) at after prom parties, we have the official post-prom. Fund-raisers provide the money, and there's a huge event at the YMCA. There's prizes (including cash) for every kid that attends, there's a breathalyzer at the door so no one pre-games the event, and students aren't allowed to leave until 3am. Attendance is always near 100%. As a result, the worst tragedy on a prom night was 10 years ago when a small foot bridge collapsed under the weight of a photo-op, and 8 couples were dumped in the creek in full formal wear. No one was hurt.

Anyway, activities had just started tonight when the breathalyzer equipment finally showed up. All the kids were called to line up. About 20 football players were playing flag football and chose to play just a little longer. So there's already maybe 40 or 50 kids in line when the football players roll up. Without any discussion, the football players all crowd up to the front of the line and just fold in, cutting in front of everyone else. No one says a word about it (including me). It's the principal and vice-principal running the line, and the principal is also the head football coach. The are both really nice guys. I know about half the football players and they are generally all really good kids, and yet... this is the sort of privilege that is just par for the course. It's as if no one even notices that it's unfair.

Feels like this could be a metaphor for something larger, but I'm too tired to imagine what.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Sat Mar 18, 2023 5:51 am

What really sucks is that the football players had to take the breath tests in the first place. That shit's for poindexters! NERD!

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Sat Mar 18, 2023 7:54 am

I am not in favour of this modern mania for turning bad people into good people at a moment's notice

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Sat Mar 18, 2023 9:25 am

poorpete wrote: ↑Sat Mar 18, 2023 7:54 am I am not in favour of this modern mania for turning bad people into good people at a moment's notice

I am the very model of a modern mania moment!
I've information that's worthless, salacious and potent!
I know all the Kardashians, and read gossip in newsprint!
From People to Enquirer, and even the Septuagint!
I'm very well acquainted with matters that are now out of print!
The Weekly World News from every major continent!
Especially with Bat Boy I am teeming with a lot of news!
About how he escaped and he is now flying out on the loose!

I'm very good at sex quizzes and superstar romances!
I know which stars are getting into other stars's pantses!
In short in matters worthless, salacious and potent!
I am the very model of a modern mania moment!

Post by **Mike** » Sat Mar 18, 2023 11:41 am

Fan-fucking-tastic!

Callooh! Callay!

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Sat Mar 18, 2023 2:20 pm

Kyle wrote: ↑Sat Mar 18, 2023 9:25 am
I am the very model of a modern mania moment!
I've information that's worthless, salacious and potent!
I know all the Kardashians, and read gossip in newsprint!
From People to Enquirer, and even the Septuagint!
I'm very well acquainted with matters that are now out of print!
The Weekly World News from every major continent!
Especially with Bat Boy I am teeming with a lot of news!
About how he escaped and he is now flying out on the loose!

I'm very good at sex quizzes and superstar romances!
I know which stars are getting into other stars's pantses!
In short in matters worthless, salacious and potent!
I am the very model of a modern mania moment!

....

I am sick to death of cleverness. Everybody is clever nowadays. You can’t go anywhere without meeting clever people. The thing has become an absolute public nuisance.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Sat Mar 18, 2023 2:42 pm

Hand to god- I spent 30 minutes on that.

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Sat Mar 18, 2023 3:22 pm

I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result.

Post by **Mike** » Sat Mar 18, 2023 10:49 pm

Just in the nick of time!

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Sun Mar 19, 2023 4:55 am

Time jail.

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Sun Mar 19, 2023 6:59 am

We who live in prison, and in whose lives there is no event but sorrow, have to measure time by throbs of pain, and the record of bitter moments.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Sun Mar 19, 2023 7:02 am

Going to a Buddhist temple today.

Post by **Mike** » Sun Mar 19, 2023 11:21 am

Interesting...

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Sun Mar 19, 2023 1:40 pm

I would go to a Taoist service, but I keep losing The Way.

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Sun Mar 19, 2023 5:52 pm

To do nothing at all is the most difficult thing in the world, the most difficult and the most intellectual.

Post by **Mike** » Sun Mar 19, 2023 6:03 pm

Yeah, but I bet all that nothing gets a lot easier when you're dead.