Nerd Pride Radio

KyleAnon rules!

"Grr! Phoebe irritates me! Sorry! Sorry! I love Phoebe best! Eli is my mortal enemy! Grr!"

KyleAnon told me that the secret cabal controlling "Kyle" was planning on posting in the evenings in hopes of killing this thread in the witching hour. We must deny them the power that comes with consecutive victories.

Stay awake. All night. For America.

For 'murica!

This thread is already dead. Y'all just didn't notice.

It can't be. I have it on good authority that Kyle has Kyle-level security clearance, allowing him access to the Mar-a-Lago Secret Vault of Classified Information!

Hey! Why won't you believe me? Watch:

"Grr! I've got inconsistent opinions on Chris Hardwick and Mike Tyson! Cough! Cough! I've got Covid again! For the fifth time! Grr!"

Seems legit.

FlameBlade wrote: ↑Sat Oct 01, 2022 10:48 pm This thread is already dead. Y'all just didn't notice.

Welcome back, Kyle!

Good day!

Seig Kyle!

Too much?

Maybe.

poorpete wrote: ↑Sun Oct 02, 2022 11:56 am Seig Kyle!

Too much?

#toosoon

See, Kyle?

Not See

I do not understand why you people do not believe I am Kyle.

Kyle who?

Kyler?

Kyle Ren aka Ban Solo?

This doesn't compute. What must I do to prove I'm Kyle Jones?

Kneel before Zod?

Maybe. Tell me more of this "Zod" you speak of.

Claptrap.

Hogwash.

Hey Chet!

I also like the Weird Science movie by Jonathan Hughes.

Do you guys hear something?

Man, Kyle looks like he's been having fun on vacation, but does anyone remember when he said he'd be back? I kinda miss him now.

Oh no! Did he fall off the boat? It's been a while...

I miss Kyle. His razor sharp wit. His keen insight. His sense of humor. Where’d he get to?

Ky-yle! Ky-yle come home!

Oopsie. Doopsie.

Rope a dope.

Now I feel bad. Here we are all making jokes, and Kyle might actually be hurt. Dead in a ditch somewhere.

Not our Kyle. He will not go gentle into that good night! He will rage!

I'm putting "Kyle returns" up on my vision board. Manifesting.... manifesting...

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I think we have a Kyle sighting! My son says one of his friends thought he saw Kyle outside the YMCA this morning passed out against the adaptive climbing wall. He was in a hurry to get to class, so he didn't stop to verify, but he was pretty sure the guy was still breathing. So... good news!

I thought I caught a glimpse of Kyle on our Nest camera walking down the alley behind our house last night in the middle of the night, drinking from something he was carrying in a paper bag. That must have been while he was on his way to the YMCA.

To be clear this is a photo of me sighting Kyle

I think I see him... Over there!!! *runs off*

Nevermind. The guy sleeping it off at the Y playground turned out to be Andy Dick. It was in the police report in this morning's paper. I have no idea where Kyle is.

Yeah, I found this gal named Amelia, but no Kyle.