Nerd Pride Radio

48. The one with only FOUR HOURS

4 bloody hours?! That’s a long time to watch Friends!

No no... ONLY four hours. It's not enough time.

47. The one with the shrinking deathless thread

46. The one with the waterboarding

The one where nothing really happens.

poorpete wrote: ↑Fri Jul 29, 2022 7:15 pm 60. The one where Phoebe acts like a functional adult

Come on now people that happens at least once a day.

Tahlvin wrote: ↑Sat Jul 30, 2022 4:40 am My 12 mile run is complete, so I'm checking in again. By the way, I did win $4 in the MegaMillions drawing.

I read this as 4 million and had to reread it a while to get clear. I was like, he's probably telling the truth and that is such a Tahlvin thing to just be very casual about it.

Nice try, Pete.

poorpete wrote: ↑Sat Jul 30, 2022 5:24 am 49. The one where they shared the same dream

I had that dream just last night! We all stole a semi truck for our getaway.

The one where we can't keep track of how many hours are left.

Eliahad wrote: ↑Thu Jul 28, 2022 9:54 pm 15. Cool Ham Luke

I feel like I've heard this before but it is no less good because of that. This is a name that makes you want to get a hamster for no good reason except this.

14. OH, Original Hamsta

43. The One Where They Go Off Topic

Checking in before I go mow the lawn. Still alive.

The One Where The Lawn Becomes Sentient.

41. The one where Mike discovers that this theme is far less versatile and entertaining than hamster names

40. The One With The Schadenfreude.

39. The one with Nibbler’s shadow

38. The one where they spoil Futurama

37. The one, two, three, four, five
Everybody in the car, so come on, let's ride
To the liquor store around the corner
The boys say they want some gin and juice
But I really don't wanna
Beer bust like I had last week
I must stay deep because talk is cheap
I like Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita
And as I continue you know they getting sweeter
So what can I do? I really beg you, my Lord
To me is flirting it's just like sport, anything fly
It's all good, let me dump it, please set in the trumpet
A little bit of Monica in my life

Wrong, bad, cruel, disturbed.

Mowing complete, thread still alive.

36. The one that was wrong, bad, cruel and disturbed

35. The One Where They Rapidly Move Toward Destruction.

The one where they leap into the pregnant lady.

33. The one with teeth

32. The One Where The Cat Smelled Great

31. The one where Chandler discovered he was Tyler Durden all along

The one where Chandler and Joey throw the one ring into Mount Doom.

29. The one where Joey collates

28. The one where oops it's all credits

27. The one where Ursula shoots JFK

The one with the holiday party.

25. The One With the Magic School Bus

24. The one where Mike predicts "So I'm calling it at August 19th."

We ain't gonna make it.

23. The One Where Pat Comandeers a Tardis

22. The one where Rachel discovers that the real treasure was the Friends she made along the way

21. The one where Blossom used a fake ID

20. The One With All the Wine Tastings.

Tahlvin wrote: ↑Sat Jul 30, 2022 12:35 pm thread still alive.

The one where they used living thread to close the incision.

The one where the living thread dies and they all get together to reminisce and remember the good old days of their youth.

17. The one where Rachel dates a 17-year-old

16. The one that's square.

15. The one that burns

14. The one that"s full of carrots.

13. The one with the pet rabbit.

12. The one to get past six am

Or seven in Newfoundland.

The one where Tahlvin says “Good morning!”

It is the middle of the night and I know this because I'm creeping in to take the kid's temp. I wish we had those "aim at the forehead from an inch away" thermometers a few decades ago!