Not Today, Deathless Thread!

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Sun Nov 13, 2022 10:52 am

Luke, I am your father

- Tommy Boy

Post by **Mike** » Sun Nov 13, 2022 12:17 pm

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Sun Nov 13, 2022 1:09 pm

Here's Johnny!

- Jim Carey in The Mask

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Sun Nov 13, 2022 1:42 pm

It wasn't me! It was the One-Armed Man!

- Jim Carrey in The Mask

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Sun Nov 13, 2022 2:29 pm

Pepper. Pepper in the paprikash.

Jim Carrey in the Mask

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Sun Nov 13, 2022 3:14 pm

Post by **Mike** » Sun Nov 13, 2022 3:19 pm

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Sun Nov 13, 2022 4:05 pm

It is a good day to die.

- Jim Carrey in the Mask.

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Sun Nov 13, 2022 5:36 pm

You have to ask yourself one question: do ya feel lucky. Well, do ya, punks?

- Jim Carrey in The Mask

Post by **Mike** » Sun Nov 13, 2022 8:52 pm

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Mon Nov 14, 2022 2:16 am

Post by **Mike** » Mon Nov 14, 2022 5:42 am

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Mon Nov 14, 2022 9:10 am

Engage.

Jim Carrey in the Mask

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Mon Nov 14, 2022 9:23 am

Not the cheese, the keys

- JIm Carrey in the Mask

Post by **Mike** » Mon Nov 14, 2022 10:58 am

This... is... SPARTA!

- Jim Carrey in The Mask

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Mon Nov 14, 2022 11:04 am

Jim Carrey, The Mask
- Beyond a Reasonable Doubt

https://www.quodb.com/details/index.php ... d=42893739

Post by **Mike** » Mon Nov 14, 2022 1:48 pm

What's he that wishes so?
My cousin, Westmorland? No, my fair cousin;
If we are mark'd to die, we are enough
To do our country loss; and if to live,
The fewer men, the greater share of honour.
God's will! I pray thee, wish not one man more.
By Jove, I am not covetous for gold,
Nor care I who doth feed upon my cost;
It yearns me not if men my garments wear;
Such outward things dwell not in my desires.
But if it be a sin to covet honour,
I am the most offending soul alive.
No, faith, my coz, wish not a man from England.
God's peace! I would not lose so great an honour
As one man more methinks would share from me
For the best hope I have. O, do not wish one more!
Rather proclaim it, Westmorland, through my host,
That he which hath no stomach to this fight,
Let him depart; his passport shall be made,
And crowns for convoy put into his purse;
We would not die in that man's company
That fears his fellowship to die with us.
This day is call'd the feast of Crispian.
He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when this day is nam'd,
And rouse him at the name of Crispian.
He that shall live this day, and see old age,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,
And say "To-morrow is Saint Crispian."
Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars,
And say "These wounds I had on Crispin's day."
Old men forget; yet all shall be forgot,
But he'll remember, with advantages,
What feats he did that day. Then shall our names,
Familiar in his mouth as household words—
Harry the King, Bedford and Exeter,
Warwick and Talbot, Salisbury and Gloucester—
Be in their flowing cups freshly rememb'red.
This story shall the good man teach his son;
And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be rememberèd—
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.

- Jim Carrey in The Mask

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Mon Nov 14, 2022 2:07 pm

Liar Liar

- Jim Carrey, Liar Liar

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Mon Nov 14, 2022 4:14 pm

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Mon Nov 14, 2022 5:04 pm

Tahlvin wrote: ↑Mon Nov 14, 2022 4:14 pm

Post by **Mike** » Mon Nov 14, 2022 6:03 pm

Four score and 7 minutes ago. We, your four fathers, were brought forth upon a most excellent adventure. Conceived by our new friends. Bill and Ted. These two great gentlemen, are dedicated to a proposition. Which was true in my time. Just as it's true today. 'Be excellent to each other and....PARTY ON DUDES!!!'

-Jim Carrey in The Mask

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Mon Nov 14, 2022 7:35 pm

There goes the neighborhood.

Post by **Mike** » Mon Nov 14, 2022 8:45 pm

John McCain is not a war hero. He's a war hero - he's a war hero 'cause he was captured. I Like people that weren't captured, OK, I hate to tell you.

-Jim Carrey in The Mask

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Mon Nov 14, 2022 9:03 pm

I guess that's a TV quote? As if

- Jim Carrey, The Mask, The Musical, The Series.

Post by **Mike** » Mon Nov 14, 2022 10:10 pm

Technically, I've seen Trump say those words on multiple news and entertainment programs, so that probably counts.

- Jim Carrey in The Mask

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Mon Nov 14, 2022 10:30 pm

You're fired.

- Jim Carrey in The Mask

(Bonus points to the correct follow up)

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Tue Nov 15, 2022 5:28 am

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Tue Nov 15, 2022 5:57 am

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Tue Nov 15, 2022 2:45 pm

No soup for you

Post by **Mike** » Tue Nov 15, 2022 3:27 pm

Sometimes the things that may or may not be true are the things a man needs to believe in the most. That people are basically good; that honor, courage, and virtue mean everything; that power and money, money and power mean nothing; that good always triumphs over evil; and I want you to remember this, that love... true love never dies. You remember that, boy. You remember that. Doesn't matter if it's true or not. You see, a man should believe in those things, because those are the things worth believing in.

- Jim Carrey in The Mask

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Tue Nov 15, 2022 6:34 pm

Eliahad wrote: ↑Mon Nov 14, 2022 10:30 pm You're fired.

- Jim Carrey in The Mask

(Bonus points to the correct follow up)

I'm sorry, the answer we were looking for was

"Smokin'!"

Again, for the viewers at home, the answer was "Smokin'!" spoken by Jim Carrey in the movie The Mask.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Tue Nov 15, 2022 6:53 pm

Post by **Mike** » Tue Nov 15, 2022 7:34 pm

I'm Hub McCann. I've fought in two World Wars and countless smaller ones on three continents. I led thousands of men into battle with everything from horses and swords to artillery and tanks. I've seen the headwaters of the Nile, and tribes of natives no white man had ever seen before. I've won and lost a dozen fortunes, KILLED MANY MEN and loved only one woman with a passion a FLEA like you could never begin to understand. That's who I am. NOW, GO HOME, BOY!

- Jim Carrey in The Mask

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Tue Nov 15, 2022 10:32 pm

When the president stands. Nobody sits.

- Jim Carrey in The Mask

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Nov 16, 2022 4:34 am

These things are good: ice cream and cake, a ride on a Harley, seeing monkeys in the trees, the rain on my tongue, and the sun shining on my face. These things are a drag: dust in my hair, holes in my shoes, no money in my pocket, and the sun shining on my face.

- Jim Carrey in Mask

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Wed Nov 16, 2022 5:47 am

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Nov 16, 2022 6:32 am

He's right, D'Artagnan. I cannot do it. Even if I could give up my king, I could never give up my son.

- Jim Carrey in The Man in the Iron Mask

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Wed Nov 16, 2022 8:52 am

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Wed Nov 16, 2022 9:02 am

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Nov 16, 2022 10:12 am

And so it was. Lighting split the sky, thunder shook the earth, and then all was quiet. The great warrior known as Zorro was gone. The people of the land gave him a hero's funeral, the largest anyone had ever seen. They came from far and wide to say farewell to their brave and noble champion. But don't worry, little Joaquin. Whenever great deeds are remembered, your grandfather will live on. For there must always, always be a Zorro. And some day, when he's needed, we will see him again... on his fearsome steed Tornado, riding like the wind, his sword blazing in the sun... leaping, jumping, swinging through the air... fighting like a lion. Fighting like a tiger.

- Jim Carrey in The Mask of Zorro

Post by **Mike** » Wed Nov 16, 2022 10:18 am

I saw how clever Kyle was with his Man in the Iron Mask quote and thought to myself, Aha! I am so clever! I'll play along and use a quote from the movie Mask! And then the number one result for quotes from Mask was the "Sunshine on my face" line that Kyle has already quoted previously, just proving that Kyle was already far more clever than I.

- Jim Carrey in The Mask

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Nov 16, 2022 10:38 am

Mike wrote: ↑Wed Nov 16, 2022 10:18 am I saw how clever Kyle was with his Man in the Iron Mask quote and thought to myself, Aha! I am so clever! I'll play along and use a quote from the movie Mask! And then the number one result for quotes from Mask was the "Sunshine on my face" line that Kyle has already quoted previously, just proving that Kyle was already far more clever than I.

- Jim Carrey in The Mask

Clever girl.

- Jim Carrey in The Mask

Also- this is why I always dominated you in Rock Paper Scissors. I know you better than you know you and I'm always a step ahead.

- Jim Carrey in The Mask

Post by **Mike** » Wed Nov 16, 2022 10:53 am

Kyle wrote: ↑Wed Nov 16, 2022 10:38 am Also- this is why I always dominated you in Rock Paper Scissors. I know you better than you know you and I'm always a step ahead.

- Jim Carrey in The Mask

True. These are eerily parallel situations.

- Jim Carrey in The Mask

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Wed Nov 16, 2022 10:53 am

Jim Carrey from The Mask

- Daredevil, Episode #305 Atop the Fourth Wall

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Nov 16, 2022 11:25 am

Mike wrote: ↑Wed Nov 16, 2022 10:53 am
Kyle wrote: ↑Wed Nov 16, 2022 10:38 am Also- this is why I always dominated you in Rock Paper Scissors. I know you better than you know you and I'm always a step ahead.

- Jim Carrey in The Mask
True. These are eerily parallel situations.

- Jim Carrey in The Mask

Post by **Mike** » Wed Nov 16, 2022 11:31 am

It occurs to me that while I don't have evidence in front of me, I am certain that on some news show, entertainment recap show, advertisement, comedy bit... something... someone on television has uttered the phrase "Jim Carrey in The Mask", and therefore any of these posts with the phrase are probably legit regardless of the rest of their contents.

-Jim Carrey in The Mask

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Nov 16, 2022 11:35 am

Mike wrote: ↑Wed Nov 16, 2022 11:31 am It occurs to me that while I don't have evidence in front of me, I am certain that on some news show, entertainment recap show, advertisement, comedy bit... something... someone on television has uttered the phrase "Jim Carrey in The Mask", and therefore any of these posts with the phrase are probably legit regardless of the rest of their contents.

-Jim Carrey in The Mask

Post by **Mike** » Wed Nov 16, 2022 12:33 pm

Ah! But we only have to litigate that if removal of my post is the difference between someone winning or losing the whole thread. As far as I know, none of my posts have met that criteria so far.

-Jim Carrey in The Mask

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Nov 16, 2022 12:44 pm

Post by **Mike** » Wed Nov 16, 2022 1:00 pm

"Jim Carrey in The Mask"

-Jim Carrey in The Mask