Re: The Incredible Shrinking Deathless Thread (page 24: 1 hour)

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Sat Jul 16, 2022 3:15 pm

Because I said so!

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Sat Jul 16, 2022 3:21 pm

I'm /still/ getting mixed signals here.

Post by **Mike** » Sat Jul 16, 2022 3:26 pm

Firteen!!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Sat Jul 16, 2022 3:33 pm

You just can't stop Rory.

Post by **Mike** » Sat Jul 16, 2022 3:38 pm

I don't have to listen to you. I'm going to go live with Mom and Tahlvin, and they won't treat me like a child. AND they said I can have my own room.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Sat Jul 16, 2022 3:47 pm

I thought they only had a 1 bedroom apartment?

Post by **Mike** » Sat Jul 16, 2022 3:48 pm

They said as soon as Tahlvin gets his settlement check from the accident, they're gonna get a bigger place and then we'll have room for all of us, and we're even gonna get a dog.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Sat Jul 16, 2022 3:53 pm

That sounds awesome! What kind of dog are you gonna get?

Post by **Mike** » Sat Jul 16, 2022 4:03 pm

A big one. Like Beethoven. Or Clifford.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Sat Jul 16, 2022 4:33 pm

Yes yes. You'll be so happy with your mom and Johnny Freeloader.

Post by **Mike** » Sat Jul 16, 2022 5:15 pm

Tahlvin's first name is Jeremy, Dad, and you know it. And it's not his fault that the bottling plant let him go after he filed the lawsuit. But he's getting a check soon, and then we're all on easy street. That's what Mom says.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Sat Jul 16, 2022 6:16 pm

Listen to your mom. She’s smart.

Post by **Mike** » Sat Jul 16, 2022 6:41 pm

That's what she says.

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Sat Jul 16, 2022 6:48 pm

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Sat Jul 16, 2022 7:19 pm

G’day, mate!

Post by **Mike** » Sat Jul 16, 2022 7:48 pm

Whoa! Not cool.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Sun Jul 17, 2022 3:24 am

I apologise for my cultural appropriation of a phrase used by a sub-sect of well-known cultural appropriators known as the British Empire. It was insensitive of me. And for any Australians who have read it and are offended by my use of that phrase, I sincerely apologise and can only say that no offence was intended. However, that does not excuse my appropriation of that phrase. I can only tell you that I will step away from this thread for a short while in order to take stock of my life, spend some personal time with my family, reassess my priorities in life, think on how I can atone for the harm I may have caused, and work on becoming a better person. Again, I apologise for any offence I have caused.

See you in a few hours.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Sun Jul 17, 2022 5:26 am

I never should have let your mom take that "girl's vacay" to Australia.

Post by **Mike** » Sun Jul 17, 2022 7:38 am

G'mornin'!

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Sun Jul 17, 2022 8:23 am

My youngest son got back from France last night. Had fun, but really missed ice water. He complained about not getting water much at restaurants, and it always being room temperature.

Post by **Mike** » Sun Jul 17, 2022 11:49 am

In a minute

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Sun Jul 17, 2022 1:24 pm

Or two.

Post by **Mike** » Sun Jul 17, 2022 1:52 pm

It's about damn time.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Sun Jul 17, 2022 2:57 pm

Hey. Yo.

Post by **Mike** » Sun Jul 17, 2022 3:54 pm

Anybody home?

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Sun Jul 17, 2022 7:28 pm

Nope. Leaving on a jet plane. Don’t know when I’ll be back again. We’ll, I’ll be back on Friday, but that doesn’t work well with the lyrics.

Post by **Mike** » Sun Jul 17, 2022 8:00 pm

Over the hump!

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Sun Jul 17, 2022 9:01 pm

ty dance is your chance to do the hump

Post by **Mike** » Sun Jul 17, 2022 9:08 pm

Sexy ladies, do the humpty hump.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Sun Jul 17, 2022 9:56 pm

Mr. Balmbastic.

Tahlvin · Post by **Tahlvin** » Mon Jul 18, 2022 2:54 am

Good morning!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Mon Jul 18, 2022 5:15 am

Hi yall.

Post by **Mike** » Mon Jul 18, 2022 5:38 am

It's morning!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Mon Jul 18, 2022 7:06 am

Hi Mike.

Post by **Mike** » Mon Jul 18, 2022 10:03 am

Hello!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Mon Jul 18, 2022 10:15 am

Hi. How are you, Mike?

Post by **Mike** » Mon Jul 18, 2022 10:51 am

I am excellent, Kyle. Leaving for Denver tomorrow! Exciting times!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Mon Jul 18, 2022 11:03 am

Oh great! Was there something there you were invited to? What's going on this weekend?

poorpete · Post by **poorpete** » Mon Jul 18, 2022 11:21 am

This weakened

Post by **Mike** » Mon Jul 18, 2022 11:34 am

Kyle wrote: ↑Mon Jul 18, 2022 11:03 am Oh great! Was there something there you were invited to? What's going on this weekend?

Oh sure! We're planning on visiting Meow Wolf while we are there. Do some driving tours. Find new places to eat. I hear YOU went to Meow Wolf yourself recently. Any tips for me?

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Mon Jul 18, 2022 12:28 pm

But I asked if you wanted to go and you said you were busy and didn't have any vacation days left because of this big Denver trip. Were you... were you planning to visit Meow Wolf the whole time?

Post by **Mike** » Mon Jul 18, 2022 12:48 pm

Kyle, don't make this more awkward than it already is.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Mon Jul 18, 2022 12:54 pm

Oh sure, sure. Like... I'm not trying to make it awkward, dude. It's just... it's just that, well... you know two of my daughters live an hour's drive outside Denver and... I mean if it's that you wanted to go to the Denver Meow Wolf, I'd just as happily have gone there... I just thought that you really couldn't go and now...

Oh. Yeah okay. Okay. Yeah I understand. Yeah. I kind of made it awkward. I'm sorry. I uh... yeah. I'm just sorry.

So yeah. Like, have a good time at Meow Wolf it's a uh... a great shared experience and stuff. I'm sure you and your wife will enjoy it. It's best in a group, you know... because of the puzzles and... oh yeah. Okay. Well. Yeah, so have a great time.

Post by **Mike** » Mon Jul 18, 2022 1:54 pm

And then we're going to Casa Bonita's!!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Mon Jul 18, 2022 2:09 pm

Ha. Yeah. Cool. So uh... how big is your group to Meow Wolf? Because my advice is going to depend on who... on how many people are going to be in the group.

Post by **Mike** » Mon Jul 18, 2022 2:20 pm

Just me and Lisa actually. It's an anniversary thing.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Mon Jul 18, 2022 2:31 pm

Mmmm. Okay. Cool cool cool. Yeah.

So just the two of you? Taking a little "alone" trip to Denver? Cool cool.

Any... uh... anything else you're planning on... you know... doing while you're there?

Post by **Mike** » Mon Jul 18, 2022 2:35 pm

Oh hell yeah! We're planning on doing the peak to peak drive and stop in Estes Park. Going to Mt Evans. Maybe walk over to Red Rocks during the day.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Mon Jul 18, 2022 2:54 pm

Oh wow. Yeah. Real cool.

Anything else?

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Mon Jul 18, 2022 3:25 pm

Oh sweet, Mike's going to be in Denver! I know some really cool people in Denver. I'll hook you up!