Awkward Question

[Eliahad]

Given the following assumptions: If the Deadpool comes back...and if a celebrity animal is chosen. Do we measure in animal years or translate their age to human years?

[Mike]

Humans only. But if animals WERE allowed, I'd make it proportional to expected lifespan according to some agreed upon source.

[Eliahad]

I like the answer...but how the hell did I put the question in the wrong forum?

[Mike]

Magic?