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Eliahad

If I take one more step, it will be the furthest I've ever been from home.

Jim Carrey in the Mask

Eliahad

Welcome to my Neighborhood.

-Jim Carrey in The Mask

Eliahad

And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you pesky kids.

Eliahad

Eliahad

Big damn heroes, sir.

Eliahad

Stop trying to hit me and hit me!

Jim Carrey in the Truman Show

Eliahad

When the president stands. Nobody sits.

- Jim Carrey in The Mask

Eliahad

Eliahad wrote: ↑Mon Nov 14, 2022 10:30 pm You're fired.

- Jim Carrey in The Mask

(Bonus points to the correct follow up)

I'm sorry, the answer we were looking for was

"Smokin'!"

Again, for the viewers at home, the answer was "Smokin'!" spoken by Jim Carrey in the movie The Mask.

Eliahad

You're fired.

- Jim Carrey in The Mask

(Bonus points to the correct follow up)

Eliahad

Engage.

Jim Carrey in the Mask

Eliahad

It is a good day to die.

- Jim Carrey in the Mask.

Eliahad

But this is always how it goes. Remember the salesman, not the talent.

Eliahad

Pepper. Pepper in the paprikash.

Jim Carrey in the Mask

Eliahad

Here's Johnny!

- Jim Carey in The Mask

Eliahad

Simple and handsome!

Eliahad

Like a Royale -- with cheese.

Eliahad

I saw her burbies!

Eliahad

I hate sand.

Eliahad

That's because the person running the Godball discord has been working off his gourd.

Eliahad

Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

Eliahad

Hey, Kyle!

What's in the box?

Eliahad

It's a tale as old as time.

Eliahad

Ok.

- Jimmy Perez

Eliahad

Wow! I mean, you didn't have to just come right out and say it like that.

Eliahad

My, my, my, my, what a mess.

Eliahad

Where you'll find, "...My axe!" - Gimli

Eliahad

Man and wife.

Eliahad

I'm not! Just... Um... Put the lotion in this basket? I don't want to have to get the hose again.

Eliahad

It's times like these when I'm stuck on a Vogon ship with a man from Betelgeuse that I really wish I remembered what my grandmother told me.

Eliahad

Gee, thanks, Dad!..... Pow!

Eliahad

Then it's not the best plan. Make a new plan. Try again. Keep going.

Eliahad

Sigh no more. Hey, nonny, nonny.

Eliahad

Do you think we need one more?

Eliahad

Change takes time. Don't solve everything all at once. Allow for small steps. Celebrate little victories, then get back to work. Look back, occasionally, to see your progress, then look forward to see where you want to go. There are four parts to shifting on the cello. Know where you are. Know where...

Eliahad

TV's Scrabble!

Eliahad

Not before the big game...

Eliahad

A hemi-semi-demi-conductor?

Eliahad

And there you have it.

A letter opener!

Eliahad

I've got a bad feeling about this.

Eliahad

It's fucking molten!

Eliahad

I don't care! (Tommy Lee Jones) Either! (me)

Eliahad

Good times! Noodle salad.

Eliahad

You know, I've never downhill skied. Cross country, you bet! Downhill? Nope. Can't say that I have.

Eliahad

Pete, I suppose you could throw in music quotes if they were used in the end credits of a movie. Otherwise I have one word for you. Just one word.

Plastics.

Eliahad

Woah.

Eliahad

jumbo!

Eliahad

jumbo!

Eliahad

jumbo

Eliahad

jumbo

Eliahad

*mumbles*

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