Nerd Pride Radio

Eliahad

If I have pants on.

Mike Nelson, MST3K: The Movie

Eliahad

All that jerking around must have caused a flame out.

Cal, This Island Earth

Eliahad

Movie: The taxpayers want to know how long the government has been handing out jets like this?

Tom, Mike, and Crow: Yeah!

MST3K: The Movie

Eliahad

Why'd they build so far back on the lot?

Crow T Robot - MST3K: The Movie

Eliahad

When in beautiful San Francisco... Oh.

Tom Servo, MST3K: The Movie

Eliahad

I weighed the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid. And I went ahead anyway.

Crow T Robot, MST3K: The Movie.

Eliahad

Yes. Oh captain, my captain!

Eliahad

He fell on my knife. He fell on my knife 27 times.

- Chicago

Eliahad

Poo doo.

- Star Wars: Various.

Eliahad

Ssssssssssssmokers!

- Jim Carrey in the Mask

Eliahad

We're walking, we're walking.

Eliahad

I saw her burbies.

Eliahad

So, uh, what's in the box?

Eliahad

Sir Robin! You're back from the crusades...and a woman!

Eliahad

Akiva wrote: ↑Tue Dec 13, 2022 12:26 pm
Kyle wrote: ↑Tue Dec 13, 2022 12:23 pm Yesterday, my kid decided he wants to be a chef and made street tacos and they were the bomb.
I want to know how to make street tacos.

Honestly? Make your favorite taco and put it in a slightly smaller tortilla.

Eliahad

Hello, Clarice.

Jim Carrey in The Silence of the Lambs.

Eliahad

Can you see?

- Jim Carrey in Minority Report

Eliahad

That's on the box. Please get in the box.

- Kermit the Frog

Eliahad

That's not in the box.

- Kermit the Frog

Eliahad

So if you would please get in the box.

- Kermit the Frog

Eliahad

Hi, ho, Kermit the Frog here!

Eliahad

Keep the change, you filthy animal.

Eliahad

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

The Who, in CSI: Miami

Eliahad

Missed it by /that/ much.

-Maxwell Smart in Jim Carrey's The Mask

Eliahad

I made a promise, Mr. Frodo! A promise!

Eliahad

It is a good day to die.

Eliahad

And boom goes the dynamite.

Eliahad

Both of my students who auditioned for all-state made it!

Eliahad

So we're being gaslit about gaslight?

Eliahad

Two! Ah, ah, ah.

Eliahad

One! Ah, ah, ah!

Eliahad

Get in the goddamned house!

Eliahad

Did you get enough food?

Eliahad

You're Bobby Caldwell's kid?

Eliahad

They didn't finish their fruit cup.

Tom Servo as Brak from MST3K the Movie.

Eliahad

I know that it might look like I'm not paying attention, but that's because I'm probably not.

Either way. I'll be back.

Later.

Eliahad

Well, if I don't see you, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!

- Jim Carrey in the Mask

Eliahad

Last time on Marvel's Agents of S. H. I. E. L. D.

Eliahad

I've got a bad feeling about this.

Eliahad

Have you heard about the 16 birds in five fir trees? It is my understanding that the bird is, indeed, the word.

Eliahad

Whatever you say, doublestuff!

Eliahad

On this, our independence day!

Eliahad

I'm here to kick ass and eat turkey legs, and I'm all out of ass.

Eliahad

Happy Thanksgiving, Phoebe! It is my understanding that originally had nothing to do with Colonialism. That came later. Because. The theaters around here start every production honoring the indigenous people who originally lived here. It's a nice gesture. Also, at the last Sphere concert we played a...

Eliahad

Did you take your stupid pills? Because you've been running through my mind all night.

Eliahad

God bless you, please, Mrs. Robinson.

Eliahad

Dormamu! I have come to bargain.

- Jim Carrey in the Avengers.

Eliahad

One take and live? Shit, Jackie D can go there.

Eliahad

Mmmm, donuts.

Eliahad

I can't do that, Dave.

- Antonio Banderas in Zorro

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