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Eliahad

I have done genetic testing for Cystic Fibrosis, which I now know I have. Not the classic version, but I have it. If I had know about it thirty years ago instead of say, last Friday, I could have taken some steps to actually treat the disease and not live with constant sinus infections and grossing ...

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Well, I'm really into stuff from 1726 so what do I know?

Actually, I'm not. Give me the 1900s on! Some 1880s is okay.

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"I know my way around a trap and lock, don't you worry about that," says Lauden. There is a significant pause before you them continue, "I have, too, and that was just one time and it wasn't my fault. Someone else decided that they were /very/ interested in the feast table." They...

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"The Final Countdown."

Barring that,

"Never gonna give you up.". On loop.

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"How silent do you think it is, really?" says Lauden, stepping through the doorway, "I mean, it's probably a metaphor, right? Like, folks go in, and they never come out? So no one talks about it. Except that one guy, who we're not even sure told us about it. Right? Is it dark in here?...

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Nahhhh, we like to call the baer, Cracker Jack, in that he holds up the baird, ya savvy?

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And a bottle of Mike's Haird Lemonade.

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He were! The best of bairds! Laerd of the roust he was!

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A'na patch whaer his eye should bae. Bald as the day 'e was bairn!

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Yarrrr, he be the dread pirate Fuzzy, laerd of the sae!

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Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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Fuzzy claws. Fuzzy. Claws.

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Ah! You have no arms!

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Ashes to ashes.

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The one with the rabbit and the small red sponge ball?

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With someone from Canada. You wouldn't know them.

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I'll clean up the stats later :D And like, write stuff. Lauden Summoner 4 Neutral Medium Human Humanoid Skilled Heritage Perception +8; Languages None selected Skills Acrobatics +7, Athletics +7, Deception +10, Diplomacy +10, Intimidation +10, Lore: Underworld +8, Medicine +6, Nature +6, Occultism +...

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Let's go.

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13 = C-clef

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I will get there tomorrow.

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13jork 13jork!

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I appreciate the su13tlety.

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MIKE'S SEAL OF APPROVAL! *bark bark bark bark bark*

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Buster Keaton is the best.

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Oh thank goodness! Good save, Mike!

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Pirate Pete for the Wynn!

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Y am!

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Lyttle wymyn.

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Gotcha! My favorite book in the entire Discworld series is Small Gods. But you can't read it first, because you need a taste of Discworld first, and then Small Gods is fantastic (IMO). If they have Wyrd Sisters, that's a great place to start. Granny Weatherwax is the best. But at #28 to 41 you proba...

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Dragons at Crumbling Castle -- Terry Pratchett Young Terry Pratchett worked as a journalist for a local newspaper. After a while, he convinced them to publish short stories of his once a week. This book is a collection of those tales. It took about 4 hours for someone to read it to me. And it was D...

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*sigh*

Long live the unkillable thread!

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Downward Dog?

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Practice your scales before Zod!

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Actualize your vision board before Zod!

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Bench press before Zod!

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Oh...you haven't yet...wow. Um...I did, but it was with someone from Cheliax. You wouldn't know her.

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A human summoner...named Layden. Lauden's Eidolon has been around as long as they can remember, as it is their childhood imaginary friend. Lauden can see their Eidolon, converses regularly with their Eidolon, but no one else can without true seeing and/or blind sense. The Eidolon, Sara, however, is ...

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Kneel before Zod!

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Aw, I met her. She's nice!

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Bork!

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Oh yeah. I like to strip naked and walk through meadows in the English Country side for that very reason.

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I could do a sometimes thing.

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Oh gosh no. That would kill me. But I suppose that would clear it up...

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I'm getting into another busy stretch and don't know if I'd have time to post every day... Otherwise it would be fun!

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Have to empty it twice a day.

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Redlum! REDLUM!

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Mike wrote: ↑Sat Mar 25, 2023 6:41 pm But... there is a horse painted in oils on the inside of the banana peel!

Now it's not only art... it's also avant garde.

Somewhere, Banksy is smiling.

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