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Eliahad

Nothing! No monkey or ape attacks to speak of! At least, no attacks that I am willing to speak of!

Eliahad

I'll keep an eye out, sir! *Pops the eyeball out of the non-monocled socket. It's ovoid...ish and clearly badly made glass.*

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No ape uprisings to report, sir! But I don't trust it. I have the feeling that if we just turn one more page we'll all be dead. Carlos tells me this has happened before. I'm inclined to believe him.

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It confuses the apes, sir! Let me get out my sniper scope, too, for better visuals.

*puts on a monocle*

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On it!

*quickly dons a top hat and a whip.* Only if necessary...only if necessary.

*Goes on the prowl.*

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Sweet, we didn't die! Straight through the singularity and into another dimension exploring really cool places! Best win ever!

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Space rails! Let's do this! To the Black Hole.... And BEYOND!!!

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Mike wrote: ↑Wed May 22, 2024 1:31 pm Someday you will find me
On a spaceship in space
In a GD supernova,
A GD supernova,
In a GD supernova out in space.

*high-five*

Eliahad

But then we'll be there to see it! We'll have achieved the speed run perfect ending! Space-ending!

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You know what, if we wait, the whole supernova thing happens and there's no planet to go to. Let's get on that GD spaceplane, in space!

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It says taking our time makes our chances better. I don't trust it. That hasn't worked out for us so far.

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Wow, I am terrible at these.

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WE SEARCH FOR THE MISSING JOOLS OF CROYDBOOTI!

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What the hell? That's a shit death with no way to prepare for it.

Eliahad

Is it easier to watch the door if you're sitting next to it?

It's an honest question, because my gut is also saying sit with my back to the wall. Keep potential threats in view!

Eliahad

Let me call Carlos. (And get on that damned plane!

Eliahad

I wanna be (500 Miles) - Proclaimers.

When I wake up, I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you.

I might be currently working on an arrangement of this very song.

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My hubris! (I have it imported from Italy!)

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Reginald Nesbit can bite our collective shiny asses!

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I feel like the book is warning us.

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"Merlin. I live backwards."

"The sooner you pop out of existence, the better."

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Oh, I've just been going with whatever whim is in my head. You don't have to go with me...

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Reginald Nesbit is the villain! We go alone!

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Just some animals I'm going to put up for adoption.

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"At least they're getting along."

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R. N. is short for Reginald Nesbit. And that means we go look for Yeti. He was trying to hoard the discovery for himself. Jerk.

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Odie is not a cape!

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I mean, this meeting isn't going to take longer than a couple hours... Right?... Right?!

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I actually have the correct postage for Abu Dhabi.

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The more we do this the more I realize that none of us are winners. Except Akiva, he's been legit funny.

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Liz: Should I tell him?

Garfield: Aw, let him bone.

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Liz: That's the anatomy skeleton.

Garfield: He may actually have a chance!

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It's the Discovery Channel's 'Pie Week.'

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Mike wrote: ↑Mon Apr 29, 2024 2:37 pm Yeah, he definitely didn't get the joke.

Winner

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He's wearing his pants inside out again.

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1. I'm melting into myself.
2. I want to see how low you can go.

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Ah! Deconstructed lasagna. A classic!

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Who makes 75 pounds of mashed potatoes for just one person?

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I'm not bad, I'm just drawn this way.

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Is one Tay-lur, and one Tay-lore?

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I'd like to settle our bet. Give me the $5 and I don't murder the cat.

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I shall be leaving a hairball in your underwear drawer, peon.

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But what about Mis-dweomers!

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I concede to Akiva.

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I bet they have the best receptions!

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... Have an existential crisis.

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Who am I fooling, I don't have anywhere to be, ever!

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... Learn how to tell time.

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I mean, what Mike said.

Funny:
1. What's wrong with me?!
2. Where do I begin?

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1. I'm throwin' my voice here!
2. I'll bite.
3. HERE!

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