I'M ON A BOAT!

[Kyle]

Well, not yet.

But tomorrow I go on a cruise! Here's the deal- I'm out of internet range and only have access to Facebook through the cruise package I bought. WHICH MEANS that I need everyone here to hold down the fort for me while I'm gone.

[Phoebe]

That sounds amazing! I've never been on one of those really big cruise ships.

[Kyle]

Look for the pictures on Facebook. They'll be lit.

Is that what the kids say? Lit?

[Phoebe]

Sadly I think that's what millennials say. Nowadays just meaning fire but not using the actual word? Also give a hostile stare to the old person trying to inquire about your words.

[Mike]

The kids today say, "That's rizz!"

Try it out on your family. Make it your own.

[Eliahad]

[Kyle]

The kids today say, "That's rizz!"

Try it out on your family. Make it your own.

You’re too late. Jack has been calling himself the Rizzler for over a month.

[Kyle]

Just a reminder for y'all to be prepared for my absence again. I know it seems like it's awhile away, but you really should start getting things ready now.

[Phoebe]

Wow, new babies new marriages new trucks and now new cruises!

[Tahlvin]

I have 91 days until our flight departs for Scotland.