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Eliahad

I actually have the correct postage for Abu Dhabi.

Eliahad

The more we do this the more I realize that none of us are winners. Except Akiva, he's been legit funny.

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Liz: Should I tell him?

Garfield: Aw, let him bone.

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Liz: That's the anatomy skeleton.

Garfield: He may actually have a chance!

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It's the Discovery Channel's 'Pie Week.'

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Mike wrote: ↑Mon Apr 29, 2024 2:37 pm Yeah, he definitely didn't get the joke.

Winner

Eliahad

He's wearing his pants inside out again.

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1. I'm melting into myself.
2. I want to see how low you can go.

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Ah! Deconstructed lasagna. A classic!

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Who makes 75 pounds of mashed potatoes for just one person?

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I'm not bad, I'm just drawn this way.

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Is one Tay-lur, and one Tay-lore?

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I'd like to settle our bet. Give me the $5 and I don't murder the cat.

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I shall be leaving a hairball in your underwear drawer, peon.

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But what about Mis-dweomers!

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I concede to Akiva.

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I bet they have the best receptions!

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... Have an existential crisis.

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Who am I fooling, I don't have anywhere to be, ever!

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... Learn how to tell time.

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I mean, what Mike said.

Funny:
1. What's wrong with me?!
2. Where do I begin?

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1. I'm throwin' my voice here!
2. I'll bite.
3. HERE!

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My client declines to answer at this time.

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I will say it was, unfortunately, a guess on my part. I have absolutely read a large portion of the Garfield early catalog, but I couldn't exactly remember this one.

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"Feed me."

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Being a professional musician is a great job, I'm lucky to get to do it full time. It's also the worst job. You're always second guessing your own abilities and self-worth. It is intrinsically tied to who you are, and it's incredibly difficult to separate the two. I've gotten better with time, but i...

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Ha! I like that one, Pheebs!

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I only pumped the handle twice before it broke!

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It has to be War and Peace, right? Maybe the Collected Works of Shakespeare? I dunno. Encyclopedia Britannica?

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He's reading War and Peace to them right now!

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Odie glued my eyes shut.

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I'm selectively not being awake.

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These new anti-grav collars are even worse than Mondays!

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That's great! I'm happy that it worked for you!

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... So I got you some vegetarian cat food.

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Oh daymn, I think Mike's got it.

I got nothing on the funny side, though.

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And then I remember how much I love food!

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Real: But I think the bouncy castle is a bit much.

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Since Mike got it correct.

Silly: I'm always getting a higher score than the day before!

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Uh....

"I shared it with all his friends!"

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Main game: A jellyfish swam up his trunks. So embarrassing!

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"Curiosity killed the cat." *piano falls*

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What?! Worst birthday present ever! Glad you're feeling a little better at least!

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And a belated birthday to you as well! I did try and text

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I have an iPad that I use and I only use it because the software developed for the iPad for musicians isn't cross compatible with non-iPads. I think the user interface is terrible and unintuitive and frustrating as hell. And I feel decently smart most of the time, not as much when I'm using said iPad.

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So you can calculate the circumference of the know universe with 38 digits of pi and only be off by an atom. I mean, ok, but it still bugs me.

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What Kyle needs is some Bardcore!

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I was being a little flippant with the calculus thing, but I woke up with two thoughts. 1). This is why we should fund science for the sake of trying stuff even if it doesn't have an immediately practical purpose. Just so we can understand things better tomorrow than we do today. 2) What if one of t...

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If it makes you feel better, I still get stuck on the fact that calculus only works because we agree that some level of rounding error is acceptable. Then we crash rovers into planets. So, YMMV.

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I mean, it is something created by the body no longer attached to the body. I imagine they would have a similar reaction if you lopped off your whole arm and calmly set it on the desk. I mean, what if you just plopped a baby down?

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