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Eliahad

Let me call Carlos. (And get on that damned plane!

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I wanna be (500 Miles) - Proclaimers.

When I wake up, I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you.

I might be currently working on an arrangement of this very song.

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My hubris! (I have it imported from Italy!)

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Reginald Nesbit can bite our collective shiny asses!

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I feel like the book is warning us.

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"Merlin. I live backwards."

"The sooner you pop out of existence, the better."

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Oh, I've just been going with whatever whim is in my head. You don't have to go with me...

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Reginald Nesbit is the villain! We go alone!

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Just some animals I'm going to put up for adoption.

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"At least they're getting along."

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R. N. is short for Reginald Nesbit. And that means we go look for Yeti. He was trying to hoard the discovery for himself. Jerk.

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Odie is not a cape!

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I mean, this meeting isn't going to take longer than a couple hours... Right?... Right?!

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I actually have the correct postage for Abu Dhabi.

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The more we do this the more I realize that none of us are winners. Except Akiva, he's been legit funny.

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Liz: Should I tell him?

Garfield: Aw, let him bone.

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Liz: That's the anatomy skeleton.

Garfield: He may actually have a chance!

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It's the Discovery Channel's 'Pie Week.'

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Mike wrote: ↑Mon Apr 29, 2024 2:37 pm Yeah, he definitely didn't get the joke.

Winner

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He's wearing his pants inside out again.

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1. I'm melting into myself.
2. I want to see how low you can go.

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Ah! Deconstructed lasagna. A classic!

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Who makes 75 pounds of mashed potatoes for just one person?

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I'm not bad, I'm just drawn this way.

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Is one Tay-lur, and one Tay-lore?

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I'd like to settle our bet. Give me the $5 and I don't murder the cat.

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I shall be leaving a hairball in your underwear drawer, peon.

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But what about Mis-dweomers!

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I concede to Akiva.

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I bet they have the best receptions!

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... Have an existential crisis.

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Who am I fooling, I don't have anywhere to be, ever!

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... Learn how to tell time.

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I mean, what Mike said.

Funny:
1. What's wrong with me?!
2. Where do I begin?

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1. I'm throwin' my voice here!
2. I'll bite.
3. HERE!

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My client declines to answer at this time.

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I will say it was, unfortunately, a guess on my part. I have absolutely read a large portion of the Garfield early catalog, but I couldn't exactly remember this one.

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"Feed me."

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Being a professional musician is a great job, I'm lucky to get to do it full time. It's also the worst job. You're always second guessing your own abilities and self-worth. It is intrinsically tied to who you are, and it's incredibly difficult to separate the two. I've gotten better with time, but i...

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Ha! I like that one, Pheebs!

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I only pumped the handle twice before it broke!

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It has to be War and Peace, right? Maybe the Collected Works of Shakespeare? I dunno. Encyclopedia Britannica?

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He's reading War and Peace to them right now!

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Odie glued my eyes shut.

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I'm selectively not being awake.

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These new anti-grav collars are even worse than Mondays!

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That's great! I'm happy that it worked for you!

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... So I got you some vegetarian cat food.

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Oh daymn, I think Mike's got it.

I got nothing on the funny side, though.

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And then I remember how much I love food!

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