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by Kyle
Sun May 12, 2024 5:46 am
Forum: Nerd Babble
Topic: [CYOA] The Lost Jewels of Nabooti
Replies: 1
Views: 2

[CYOA] The Lost Jewels of Nabooti

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by Kyle
Sun May 12, 2024 5:31 am
Forum: Nerd Talk
Topic: Books we read in 2024
Replies: 27
Views: 485

Re: Books we read in 2024

Don't Fear the Reaper - Stephen Graham Jones. This is the sequel to one of my favorite books from a couple of years ago, My Heart is a Chainsaw. And while I loved that book, this one... not so much. I just can't figure out who this book is for. Quick premise: we're back in Proof Rock, Idaho where t...
by Kyle
Sun May 12, 2024 5:18 am
Forum: Nerd Babble
Topic: Guess the Proper English Gentleman Lyric
Replies: 10
Views: 19

Re: Guess the Proper English Gentleman Lyric

Now I'm going to try to get a little more difficult. Hopefully this will take more than one lyric. Upon arising from slumber, my dear, I am filled with the utmost certainty that I shall be the fortunate gentleman who has the unparalleled pleasure of finding himself beside the lovely lady that is you...
by Kyle
Sun May 12, 2024 5:14 am
Forum: Nerd Babble
Topic: Guess the Proper English Gentleman Lyric
Replies: 10
Views: 19

Re: Guess the Proper English Gentleman Lyric

Yes! Jailhouse Rock - "The warden threw a party in the county jail. The prison band was there, and they began to wail"
by Kyle
Sat May 11, 2024 3:24 pm
Forum: Nerd Babble
Topic: Guess the Proper English Gentleman Lyric
Replies: 10
Views: 19

Re: Guess the Proper English Gentleman Lyric

Good fellow, it appears that the warden, in a moment of uncharacteristic bonhomie, decided to host a social gathering within the confines of the local correctional facility. And, by George, the prison band was in attendance, and they commenced to play with a level of enthusiasm and vigor that could...
by Kyle
Sat May 11, 2024 2:53 pm
Forum: Nerd Babble
Topic: Guess the Proper English Gentleman Lyric
Replies: 10
Views: 19

Re: Guess the Proper English Gentleman Lyric

It is! "Here comes the rain again. Falling on my head like a memory."
by Kyle
Sat May 11, 2024 6:28 am
Forum: Nerd Babble
Topic: Guess the Proper English Gentleman Lyric
Replies: 10
Views: 19

Re: Guess the Proper English Gentleman Lyric

Goddamn it! I'm still laughing!
by Kyle
Sat May 11, 2024 6:27 am
Forum: Nerd Babble
Topic: Guess the Proper English Gentleman Lyric
Replies: 10
Views: 19

Re: Guess the Proper English Gentleman Lyric

Proper English Gentleman wrote:Ah, dear chap, it appears that precipitation is imminent, and, by Jove, it's descending upon my cranium with all the subtlety of a nostalgic recollection. In short, reminding me of times past, and, no doubt, stirring up a spot of melancholy.
by Kyle
Sat May 11, 2024 6:25 am
Forum: Nerd Babble
Topic: Guess the Proper English Gentleman Lyric
Replies: 10
Views: 19

Guess the Proper English Gentleman Lyric

I'm sitting here alone in my home office (a/k/a... my bedroom) laughing out loud at this. So I'm going to make a game out of it. So here's the rules: I'm going to take a famous lyric and ask Meta AI to restate the lyric as a proper English gentleman would, and then you have to guess the song title t...
by Kyle
Sat May 11, 2024 6:18 am
Forum: Nerd Babble
Topic: [CYOA] The Abominable Snowman
Replies: 24
Views: 149

Re: [CYOA] The Abominable Snowman

https://i.postimg.cc/6pMbxFX5/image0-1.jpg Meanwhile, Carlos update: https://i.postimg.cc/nhWKkxx7/Frozen-Jack-Nicholson-e1514501933828-1149075326.png Thank you for playing Choose Your Own Adventure: The Abominable Snowman! I've got three more books (some of which we've done before- but I bought a ...
by Kyle
Fri May 10, 2024 6:35 am
Forum: Nerd Babble
Topic: [CYOA] The Abominable Snowman
Replies: 24
Views: 149

Re: [CYOA] The Abominable Snowman

WWCD? What would Carlos Do? Y'all wouldn't know. You left him to freeze to death in snow or something. Monsters.

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by Kyle
Fri May 10, 2024 6:31 am
Forum: The Gaming Table
Topic: [GtGPL/S1E32] Watch Your Step
Replies: 4
Views: 20

[GtGPL/S1E32] Watch Your Step

Welcome to Season 1, Episode 31 of the long-running and very famous thread idea called: Guess the Garfield Punchline. MAIN GAME: Here's how it works. I'll post a Garfield strip with the punchline missing. Everyone try to guess what it is. One guess per person. Whoever is closest wins a point. If no ...
by Kyle
Fri May 10, 2024 6:29 am
Forum: The Gaming Table
Topic: [GtGPL/S1E31] Old and Unloved
Replies: 5
Views: 42

Re: [GtGPL/S1E31] Old and Unloved

I'm giving the point to Mike as the closest, but this one didn't age well:

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by Kyle
Wed May 08, 2024 9:34 am
Forum: The Gaming Table
Topic: [GtGPL/S1E31] Old and Unloved
Replies: 5
Views: 42

Re: [GtGPL/S1E31] Old and Unloved

Mike wrote: Wed May 08, 2024 6:33 am Nermal: I have a gland condition.

Garfield: So sorry to hear that you can't stay longer.
That's fucking funny!
by Kyle
Wed May 08, 2024 5:28 am
Forum: Nerd Talk
Topic: What Are You Watching?
Replies: 356
Views: 94266

Re: What Are You Watching?

Baby Reindeer- Has anyone else seen this? I'm halfway through this british "comedy" about a man being stalked by a mentally disturbed woman. This shit is getting dark fast. But I haven't finished it yet, although I suspect it's going to get even darker.
by Kyle
Wed May 08, 2024 5:26 am
Forum: The Gaming Table
Topic: [GtGPL/S1E31] Old and Unloved
Replies: 5
Views: 42

[GtGPL/S1E31] Old and Unloved

Welcome to Season 1, Episode 31 of the long-running and very famous thread idea called: Guess the Garfield Punchline. MAIN GAME: Here's how it works. I'll post a Garfield strip with the punchline missing. Everyone try to guess what it is. One guess per person. Whoever is closest wins a point. If no ...
by Kyle
Wed May 08, 2024 5:25 am
Forum: The Gaming Table
Topic: [GtGPL/S1E30] Humble Abode
Replies: 4
Views: 31

Re: [GtGPL/S1E30] Humble Abode

Eli wins! Also- a rare comic of him hitting hitting on someone who isn't the vet!

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by Kyle
Wed May 08, 2024 5:23 am
Forum: Nerd Babble
Topic: [CYOA] The Abominable Snowman
Replies: 24
Views: 149

Re: [CYOA] The Abominable Snowman

Hey, just FYI- my prison buddy found Carlos is exploring with him. Some friends y'all are.

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by Kyle
Tue May 07, 2024 7:39 am
Forum: Nerd Babble
Topic: [CYOA] The Abominable Snowman
Replies: 24
Views: 149

Re: [CYOA] The Abominable Snowman

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by Kyle
Tue May 07, 2024 7:26 am
Forum: The Gaming Table
Topic: [GtGPL/S1E30] Humble Abode
Replies: 4
Views: 31

[GtGPL/S1E30] Humble Abode

Welcome to Season 1, Episode 30 of the long-running and very famous thread idea called: Guess the Garfield Punchline. MAIN GAME: Here's how it works. I'll post a Garfield strip with the punchline missing. Everyone try to guess what it is. One guess per person. Whoever is closest wins a point. If no ...
by Kyle
Tue May 07, 2024 7:25 am
Forum: The Gaming Table
Topic: [GtGPL/S1E29] Catdog
Replies: 6
Views: 41

Re: [GtGPL/S1E29] Catdog

Mike nails it! Did you remember this one? Bonus points for Mike!

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by Kyle
Mon May 06, 2024 3:15 pm
Forum: Nerd Babble
Topic: [CYOA] The Abominable Snowman
Replies: 24
Views: 149

Re: [CYOA] The Abominable Snowman

Ooof. My buddy in prison just chose to go look for Carlos. Y'all are monsters.
by Kyle
Mon May 06, 2024 12:46 pm
Forum: Nerd Talk
Topic: Rap Beef: Drizzy vs K. Dot
Replies: 5
Views: 32

Re: Rap Beef: Drizzy vs K. Dot

Fans rename Drake's Mansion "Kendrick's House" on Google Maps:

https://gizmodo.com/drakes-mansion-driz ... 1851458200
by Kyle
Mon May 06, 2024 11:51 am
Forum: Nerd Babble
Topic: [CYOA] The Abominable Snowman
Replies: 24
Views: 149

Re: [CYOA] The Abominable Snowman

Look, y'all. Carlos can handle himself. We made a "good climbing team" right? He can wait a few minutes for this meeting:

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by Kyle
Mon May 06, 2024 11:44 am
Forum: Nerd Talk
Topic: Rap Beef: Drizzy vs K. Dot
Replies: 5
Views: 32

Re: Rap Beef: Drizzy vs K. Dot

What's hilarious is I just read a long-read article in the Washington Post explaining all of this on Saturday. It was the whitest, boomer thing I've ever read.
by Kyle
Mon May 06, 2024 11:32 am
Forum: The Gaming Table
Topic: [GtGPL/S1E29] Catdog
Replies: 6
Views: 41

[GtGPL/S1E29] Catdog

Welcome to Season 1, Episode 29 of the long-running and very famous thread idea called: Guess the Garfield Punchline. MAIN GAME: Here's how it works. I'll post a Garfield strip with the punchline missing. Everyone try to guess what it is. One guess per person. Whoever is closest wins a point. If no ...
by Kyle
Mon May 06, 2024 11:31 am
Forum: The Gaming Table
Topic: [GtGPL/S1E28] Cat Box
Replies: 5
Views: 68

Re: [GtGPL/S1E28] Cat Box

No one is close! I think you collectively forgot how fat Garfield is. Eli gets the funny point!

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by Kyle
Fri May 03, 2024 4:05 pm
Forum: The Gaming Table
Topic: [GtGPL/S1E28] Cat Box
Replies: 5
Views: 68

Re: [GtGPL/S1E28] Cat Box

Eliahad wrote: Fri May 03, 2024 4:05 pm I actually have the correct postage for Abu Dhabi.
BANG! That's funny shit right there.
by Kyle
Fri May 03, 2024 2:55 pm
Forum: Nerd Talk
Topic: My friend in prison
Replies: 0
Views: 31

My friend in prison

So I have this friend who's serving 25 years in prison. He's just finished his first year. He's middle aged (46?) and a total nerd, but he's made himself valuable in prison because: (1) he's a maker, and can pretty much produce anything out of anything; and (2) I sent him a bunch of Pathfinder core ...
by Kyle
Fri May 03, 2024 11:42 am
Forum: The Gaming Table
Topic: [GtGPL/S1E27] Man of Mystery
Replies: 8
Views: 87

Re: [GtGPL/S1E27] Man of Mystery

Yes! More points for me!
by Kyle
Fri May 03, 2024 10:53 am
Forum: Nerd Babble
Topic: [CYOA] The Abominable Snowman
Replies: 24
Views: 149

[CYOA] The Abominable Snowman

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by Kyle
Fri May 03, 2024 10:42 am
Forum: The Gaming Table
Topic: [GtGPL/S1E28] Cat Box
Replies: 5
Views: 68

[GtGPL/S1E28] Cat Box

Welcome to Season 1, Episode 28 of the long-running and very famous thread idea called: Guess the Garfield Punchline. MAIN GAME: Here's how it works. I'll post a Garfield strip with the punchline missing. Everyone try to guess what it is. One guess per person. Whoever is closest wins a point. If no ...
by Kyle
Fri May 03, 2024 10:41 am
Forum: The Gaming Table
Topic: [GtGPL/S1E27] Man of Mystery
Replies: 8
Views: 87

Re: [GtGPL/S1E27] Man of Mystery

You're all kind of close! Points for just me!

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by Kyle
Fri May 03, 2024 10:40 am
Forum: Nerd Talk
Topic: Protests
Replies: 31
Views: 286

Re: Protests

The U.S. House is so pro-Israel that they just passed house bill 6090 which defines anti-Semitism to include any criticism of Israel's government. Thus, publicly disagreeing with Israel's actions would now legally be hate speech. Allowing hate speech is grounds for withdrawal of federal funding... ...
by Kyle
Thu May 02, 2024 9:16 am
Forum: The Gaming Table
Topic: [GtGPL/S1E27] Man of Mystery
Replies: 8
Views: 87

[GtGPL/S1E27] Man of Mystery

Welcome to Season 1, Episode 27 of the long-running and very famous thread idea called: Guess the Garfield Punchline. MAIN GAME: Here's how it works. I'll post a Garfield strip with the punchline missing. Everyone try to guess what it is. One guess per person. Whoever is closest wins a point. If no ...
by Kyle
Thu May 02, 2024 9:15 am
Forum: The Gaming Table
Topic: [GtGPL/S1E26] Oh no!
Replies: 7
Views: 80

Re: [GtGPL/S1E26] Oh no!

I'm going to give Eli the point for being closest. Mike gets a bonus point for what the typical Garfield punchline should have been, but wasn't.

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by Kyle
Wed May 01, 2024 7:08 am
Forum: The Gaming Table
Topic: [GtGPL/S1E26] Oh no!
Replies: 7
Views: 80

[GtGPL/S1E26] Oh no!

Welcome to Season 1, Episode 26 of the long-running and very famous thread idea called: Guess the Garfield Punchline. MAIN GAME: Here's how it works. I'll post a Garfield strip with the punchline missing. Everyone try to guess what it is. One guess per person. Whoever is closest wins a point. If no ...
by Kyle
Wed May 01, 2024 7:04 am
Forum: The Gaming Table
Topic: [GtGPL/S1E25] Emergency Napkin
Replies: 4
Views: 58

Re: [GtGPL/S1E25] Emergency Napkin

Akiva wins both points!

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by Kyle
Tue Apr 30, 2024 10:39 am
Forum: The Gaming Table
Topic: [GtGPL/S1E25] Emergency Napkin
Replies: 4
Views: 58

[GtGPL/S1E25] Emergency Napkin

Welcome to Season 1, Episode 25 of the long-running and very famous thread idea called: Guess the Garfield Punchline. MAIN GAME: Here's how it works. I'll post a Garfield strip with the punchline missing. Everyone try to guess what it is. One guess per person. Whoever is closest wins a point. If no ...
by Kyle
Tue Apr 30, 2024 10:38 am
Forum: The Gaming Table
Topic: [GtGPL/S1E24] Danger Man!
Replies: 5
Views: 68

Re: [GtGPL/S1E24] Danger Man!

Tahlvin's closest and Mike's is funniest! But you know what? POINTS FOR EVERYONE!

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by Kyle
Tue Apr 30, 2024 10:36 am
Forum: Nerd Talk
Topic: Protests
Replies: 31
Views: 286

Re: Protests

An interesting article I read in the Washington Post this morning: https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2024/04/29/campus-arrests-freedom-speech-dc-police/ While other police forces are providing highlight reels of enforcers marching on university quads in riot gear (from California to New York, ...
by Kyle
Mon Apr 29, 2024 12:26 pm
Forum: The Gaming Table
Topic: [GtGPL/S1E24] Danger Man!
Replies: 5
Views: 68

[GtGPL/S1E24] Danger Man!

Welcome to Season 1, Episode 24 of the long-running and very famous thread idea called: Guess the Garfield Punchline. MAIN GAME: Here's how it works. I'll post a Garfield strip with the punchline missing. Everyone try to guess what it is. One guess per person. Whoever is closest wins a point. If no ...
by Kyle
Mon Apr 29, 2024 12:24 pm
Forum: The Gaming Table
Topic: [GtGPL/S1E23] It's an Uneventful Life
Replies: 3
Views: 56

Re: [GtGPL/S1E23] It's an Uneventful Life

Mike wins the accuracy point! Eli wins funniest!

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by Kyle
Mon Apr 29, 2024 12:23 pm
Forum: Nerd Talk
Topic: Damn Good Food
Replies: 0
Views: 23

Damn Good Food

Holy cow. I made split pea soup with ham hocks in my instant pot and split it into four lunches to eat through the week. I just ate the first one. Oh. My. God. Not only is this healthy (lots of fiber and veggies; low fat ham), it is the single greatest tasting thing I've ever made. Now hear me out: ...
by Kyle
Mon Apr 29, 2024 11:50 am
Forum: Nerd Talk
Topic: Protests
Replies: 31
Views: 286

Re: Protests

Students (both high school and college) are supposed to protest. I hope they protest. When you make rules on the "right" and "wrong" ways to protest, you're missing the whole point of protesting. Shut down roads. Shut down schools. DISRUPT. That's the point of a protest. It's not...
by Kyle
Sat Apr 27, 2024 9:44 am
Forum: Nerd Talk
Topic: The Gravel Pit
Replies: 9
Views: 109

Re: The Gravel Pit

Yeah- and after she shot the puppy, that wasn’t enough to slake her thirst for blood that she had to go grab the goat? I read her actual text and it was disturbing.
by Kyle
Fri Apr 26, 2024 5:54 pm
Forum: Nerd Talk
Topic: Omaha Tornado
Replies: 5
Views: 62

Re: Omaha Tornado

We had a hail storm last week. Jen took a video of it (with my cussing in the background saying, "No, no, no. Stop, stop, stop.") and the next morning we woke up to people messaging us and saying the Today show was showing our video- with the audio muted. How come I only make it on nationa...
by Kyle
Fri Apr 26, 2024 10:12 am
Forum: Nerd Talk
Topic: Books we read in 2024
Replies: 27
Views: 485

Re: Books we read in 2024

Our Share of Night - Mariana Enríquez; translated by Megan McDowell. My favorite book so far this year by a long shot, but it's a weird one. The basic premise is a generational story, set in Argentina, about a family of sorcerers that worship a Lovecraftian god. But it's less about that and more ab...
by Kyle
Fri Apr 26, 2024 8:22 am
Forum: The Gaming Table
Topic: [GtGPL/S1E23] It's an Uneventful Life
Replies: 3
Views: 56

[GtGPL/S1E23] It's an Uneventful Life

Welcome to Season 1, Episode 23 of the long-running and very famous thread idea called: Guess the Garfield Punchline. MAIN GAME: Here's how it works. I'll post a Garfield strip with the punchline missing. Everyone try to guess what it is. One guess per person. Whoever is closest wins a point. If no ...