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Still nothing. Anyone?

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I agree. I'd let y'all make a different choice, but I didn't leave my finger on the page of the last choice, so under CYOA official rules- this is the ending we have to accept.

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I'll start another book next week.

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Too bad!

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Whelp. I was hoping Eli would come along and talk you out of this clearly dangerous choice. But no. Obviously, this was going to happen:

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Mike wrote: ↑Thu May 16, 2024 5:55 pm
Consider how often I have stumbled. Spirits guide me, with more profound voices calling. The bond that heaven forged between you and me is indelible. I have traversed the globe.

Easy- Baby Got Back! Am I right? Did I get it?

Okay- no clue.

Kyle

It is! You go!

By the way, I tried doing it with a "Rootin Tootin Cowboy from the Wild West" and a "1920s Gangster" but both of those options yielded dialogue that was way to close to the lyrics, often using the key words verbatim from the lyrics.

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I emerge from slumber, somewhat disheveled, I confess, and make my way to the kitchen in a state of slight disorientation. Upon arrival, I pour myself a cup of...ahem...enthusiasm, a stimulating brew, if I do say so myself. Following this, I indulge in a gentle yawn, rather like a refined stretch, ...

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Nevermind- all that homework made me get it. Intergalactic by the Beastie Boys:

Well, now, don't you tell me to smile
You stick around, I'll make it worth your while
Got numbers beyond what you can dial
Maybe it's because I'm so versatile

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I'm stumped. It's clearly more than a single rapper- but it could be credited to a single rapper with featured rappers on it. Here's what I've got: We're the OG rappers Take off your shoes and socks [a BB King call out?] Our rhymes are sick and our beats [?] like lightning. Don't make me laugh If yo...

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Okay, I think this is a hard one without another verse- but it's doable: I managed to navigate the uncharted territories, old chap. Miraculously, I emerged unscathed, having traversed the wilderness, as it were. I must confess, I was utterly bewildered and lost, until, fortuitously, I chanced upon y...

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Goddammit. I thought it was Insane in the Membrane, but I couldn't remember the band. But now I do. Cypress Hill. Is that right?

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Do you know that I know the song? That will narrow it down a bunch.

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No clue. I don't know rap.

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So I'm guessing rap...

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Is it just me or has there been a concerted movement in fiction to write in the present tense. It seems to me that when I was a kid that almost all fiction I read, whether in the first or third person, was almost always written in the past tense. And that was a give-away when you were reading a shor...

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I get it- this might be one of those "Nabooti Prince" scams that I keep reading about on the internets.

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AHA! Pour Some Sugar on Me by Def Leppard. I got it from "living akin to an ardent admirer equipped with communication apparatus" and suddenly I could hear the melody in my head as I was translating it. Love is like a bomb, baby, come on, get it on Livin' like a lover with a radar phone Lo...

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I was convinced this was Jet with Are You Gonna Be My Girl, but that doesn't fit. And Google just tells me it's an Oasis song I've never heard called Love Like a Bomb- both of those are wrong.

Don't give me the other lyric yet. Let me cook here.

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Try this: The venerable artworks adorning the sepulcher, I dare say, execute a most intriguing sand-inspired choreography, if you will. Indeed, should they hasten their movements excessively (oh dear me!), they risk tumbling to the ground in a manner reminiscent of a row of dominoes, if you catch my...

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Damn it! I looked up the lyrics to Dirty Laundry and only checked out the first verse and said, "Nope. Not it."

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I think we cross-posted.

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Again an easy one just for fun: "I must confess, I never intended to bring you any distress or anguish. My sole desire, on one occasion, was to behold you experiencing joy and merriment, surrounded by the majestic beauty of a purple-hued precipitation, if you will." (Note: I've rephrased i...

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Okay, while I wait for an answer on my potential cheating, I'll offer two- the first is easy but here because the last line killed me. What I possess, you ought to bestow upon your mother. What I have, you must present to your father. What I possess, you ought to give to your daughter. Then, one per...

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Got it: Electric Avenue by Eddy Grant. Now in the street, there is violence And, and a lots of work to be done No place to hang out our washing And, and I can't blame all on the sun Question- I need to know if I cheated. I searched Duck Duck Go for “now in the street there’s work to be done.” I feel...

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Too easy- I'll let you do another one. I don't want to hog all the fun.

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It is! Here's another- and look, I know this is easy, but it made me laugh so much: Good gracious, those individuals, I daresay, possess physical attributes that are, shall we say, somewhat diminutive in nature. They have tiny hands, tiny peepers, and a propensity for propagating falsehoods of a mos...

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Oh that's good. Down with the Sickness by Disturbed. "Descend into the grip of ailment" finally clicked for me: Drowning deep in my sea of loathing Broken your servant, I kneel (will you give it to me?) It seems what's left of my human side Is slowly changing in me (will you give it to me?...

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I'm at a loss. I'm going to guess Lightning Crashes by Live, but I know that's wrong. I'm guessing the parenthesis are in the original lyrics. But I'm stumped. I need help from the others or another line.

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Bizarre Love Triangle by New Order? I know that's not right.

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Points for everyone! And this is the end of Season 1! Stay tuned for Season 2 real soon!

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Sometimes it does. Sometimes it doesn't.

Torn by Natalie Imbruglia?

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Exactly! Okay, I know this one is super easy, but it made me laugh so hard: "Good heavens, my dear chap! If you were afforded a single chance, a solitary opportunity, to grasp everything you've ever desired in one fleeting instant, would you, indeed, seize the day, as it were, and take hold of ...

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Yes! I thought that would be tougher. Let's try this: Dear fellow, I daresay it must have been a decidedly chilly existence, dwelling in the shadow of my presence, as it were. To never have had the warmth and radiance of the sun's gentle rays upon one's countenance... well, it's a thought that fills...

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Don't Fear the Reaper - Stephen Graham Jones. This is the sequel to one of my favorite books from a couple of years ago, My Heart is a Chainsaw. And while I loved that book, this one... not so much. I just can't figure out who this book is for. Quick premise: we're back in Proof Rock, Idaho where t...

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Now I'm going to try to get a little more difficult. Hopefully this will take more than one lyric. Upon arising from slumber, my dear, I am filled with the utmost certainty that I shall be the fortunate gentleman who has the unparalleled pleasure of finding himself beside the lovely lady that is you...

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Yes! Jailhouse Rock - "The warden threw a party in the county jail. The prison band was there, and they began to wail"

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Good fellow, it appears that the warden, in a moment of uncharacteristic bonhomie, decided to host a social gathering within the confines of the local correctional facility. And, by George, the prison band was in attendance, and they commenced to play with a level of enthusiasm and vigor that could...

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It is! "Here comes the rain again. Falling on my head like a memory."

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Goddamn it! I'm still laughing!

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Proper English Gentleman wrote:Ah, dear chap, it appears that precipitation is imminent, and, by Jove, it's descending upon my cranium with all the subtlety of a nostalgic recollection. In short, reminding me of times past, and, no doubt, stirring up a spot of melancholy.

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I'm sitting here alone in my home office (a/k/a... my bedroom) laughing out loud at this. So I'm going to make a game out of it. So here's the rules: I'm going to take a famous lyric and ask Meta AI to restate the lyric as a proper English gentleman would, and then you have to guess the song title t...

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https://i.postimg.cc/6pMbxFX5/image0-1.jpg Meanwhile, Carlos update: https://i.postimg.cc/nhWKkxx7/Frozen-Jack-Nicholson-e1514501933828-1149075326.png Thank you for playing Choose Your Own Adventure: The Abominable Snowman! I've got three more books (some of which we've done before- but I bought a ...

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WWCD? What would Carlos Do? Y'all wouldn't know. You left him to freeze to death in snow or something. Monsters.

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Welcome to Season 1, Episode 31 of the long-running and very famous thread idea called: Guess the Garfield Punchline. MAIN GAME: Here's how it works. I'll post a Garfield strip with the punchline missing. Everyone try to guess what it is. One guess per person. Whoever is closest wins a point. If no ...

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